Laugh a Little or Maybe A Lot: It’s Good Therapy

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?

Quotes by Famous People

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,

"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."

-Lillian Carter

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered.

But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog:

"No good in a bed, but fine against a wall."

- Eleanor Roosevelt

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had

ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister,

and now wish to withdraw that statement.

- Mark Twain

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy;

if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

- Socrates

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was shut up.-

Joe Namath             Source: bouldertherapist.com                                                                                     

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