KARMA CHAMELEON

We have just had the long awaited and much anticipated first Labour Budget in more than fourteen years and there was nothing in the content for me to change my opinion that we are being governed by a two tier, two faced and free gear King of the Freebies Prime Minister who is doing a grand job at exploiting the previous Administration’s inability to convince the electorate that they were probably better off with the devil they knew but they have now ended up with the devil they didn’t know until, of course, he had passed the winning post.

I suspect that SKS thinks that he is doing a great job as our new Prime Minister but referencing the latest opinion polls, he clearly must have a deaf ear and must also be blessed with a thicker skin than the proverbial Armadillo which gives me a loose/tentative SEGWAY into the above title, KARMA CHAMELEON, a number that was recorded by CULTURE CLUB in 1983

Looking at some of the lyrics to this number, with modest adjustments so that the punishment at least attempts to fit the crime, it could be SKS’s exit song if he has plans to look for one.?

?If I listen to your lies, would you say you’re a man without conviction, a man who doesn't know how to sell a contradiction, you come and go, you come and go

Perish the thought for SKS and his dwindling support, but it would appear that most of the electorate is considered by his Government to be marching out of step.? Nothing could be further from the truth because it is abundantly clear that most of us are marching correctly; left, right, left, right, left, unlike COMRADE STARMER who is marching to his true colours and is more Left, Left, Left, Left, Left.? It’s therefore no small wonder that he is going round in ever decreasing circles and ultimately down the drain. Once he approaches the plug-hole, which may not be that far away, his exit could be fairly rapid.

Observing some of the lyrics from KARMA CHAMELEON or, as I prefer to say, STARMER COMEDIAN, we must of course always be mindful that SKS is also the classic Political Chameleon, mirroring a reptile that will always have the unique ability to change its colour.? However, the title Comedian is also perhaps a tad generous to his intellect because I doubt SKS makes many of us smile and, to be fair, most comedians are also blessed with a Strong Charisma, and not someone with a Charisma Bi-Pass.

?Starmer, Starmer, Starmer, Starmer, Starmer Comedian You come and go, you come and go

?At least 80% of the electorate, if that is not a tad on the low side, is probably willing to subscribe to the view that SKS should go and should definitely not come back.

The most difficult question SKS therefore has to answer is this one.? Am I capable of fulfilling the title, First Lord of the Treasury?? The answer to the question is self evident for the 80% of the eligible electorate who didn’t vote him in and, dare I say, perhaps a sizeable proportion of the 20% who did vote him in.

Never before in the history of British Politics has the rating of a Prime Minister collapsed so fast and that includes Liz Truss who, as we all know, lasted less than 50 days, wilting faster than the proverbial lettuce with a little help from her preferred Chancellor at the time. It’s an open secret that the Labour Manifesto was short on detail and long on ambiguous legal jargon which is of no surprise given the Prime Minister’s CV.? In short, he didn’t have to sell his Manifesto to the electorate because of the previous Administrations total ineffectiveness.? No, SKS secured the top job on false promises with a vacuous plan that was supposed to be fully funded.

He has also amassed a Cabinet that, with a few exceptions, does not appear to be fit for purpose. Robotic Rachel Deceives hardly fills you with confidence having delivered her first Budget that was extreme on Public Spending, Borrowing and Higher Taxation that is nothing new for a Labour Administration. ?I wouldn’t have expected anything less but the Public Sector, whilst it has a purpose, is not going to generate the economic growth that is sorely needed and if she really thinks she has the support of the Office for Budget Responsibility and the Institute for Fiscal Studies she is clearly not listening to their summaries. The Deputy Prime Minister has great difficulty answering any questions, preferring off the cough vacuous statements rather than structured answers, all of course driven by her reliance on copious notes.? I could go on but it is abundantly obvious that the majority of these appointments under COMRADE STARMER would be out of their depth in the proverbial puddle. The lunatics have been allowed to take over the asylum by the misinformed electorate and it is clear to me that all he strives for is the creation of a Big State that is so prevalent in the European Union.

My final word is for SKS who was ultra keen to send some of the Southport fuelled protestors to prison last July, labeling them as right wing thugs and some of those imprisoned were merely speaking their minds, perhaps with some measure of justification given recent developments surrounding those young girls that were brutally murdered.? However, freedom of speech is clearly not in his DNA but wouldn’t it be both wonderful and consistent if he could apply the same speedy process to one of his own Right Honorable Members of Parliament who recently felt it appropriate to show his true colours with his fists and beat a constituent to the ground in the Cheshire Market Town of Frodsham .? This MP has of course been suspended but SKS could do us all a favour and, at least, sack him.? The country is in desperate need of a by-election so soon into his five year term as Prime Minister. He may then actually understand the level of his popularity which is about as low as the proverbial snake’s belly.

Starmer Comedian, Don’t Come and Go; Just Go and do democracy a favour because you are clearly not up to the task of governing and you are only the Prime Minister by default, having polled the fewest percentage number of votes in the history of UK Politics.

PS I am no longer a Working Man or, indeed, a Working Person.

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