KamGirl

Recently, I had the opportunity to sit down with the self-proclaimed head of the "KamGurl Coalition"—a group fervently backing Kamala Harris in her run for President. The leader of this coalition, Blaykelee, was eager to share exactly why she considers herself a die-hard "KamGirl."

For Blaykelee, supporting Kamala isn’t about policies, accomplishments, or even addressing pressing issues. Instead, it’s about something she feels goes beyond all that: the energy Kamala brings to the role. Blaykelee believes Kamala’s style, adaptability, and charisma are exactly what America needs—and she’s confident Harris’s approach can make people feel good, no matter what’s happening around them.

So, in her own words, here’s why Blaykelee is a KamGirl:

“Hiya!? I’m Blaykelee, and honestly? I don’t really understand why people are so dramatic about, like, inflation or crime or the border. I mean, yeah, stuff’s expensive, but isn’t that why we have credit cards? And if you’re worried about crime... just stay inside, duh! Kamala said we’re working on it, and that’s good enough for me. As for immigration? Like, what even is a border? It’s 2024—aren’t we past that kind of thinking?

The thing is, politics doesn’t have to be complicated. People act like they want real answers, but honestly, who has time for that? Kamala knows it’s not about facts—it’s about energy. She’s so inspiring! I mean, she’s made history, right? What kind of history, you ask? I don’t know, but that’s not the point!

Kamala’s identity is, like, so inspiring. She’s not just a woman of color—she’s whatever kind of woman of color the moment calls for. It’s like she’s unlocked some next-level character select screen. Need an Indian icon? She’s got you. Need someone to talk about the Black experience? Boom, there she is. And if the vibe shifts mid-event? No problem—she’ll blend it all together and become everything at once, like a human festival of diversity. Kamala doesn’t just check identity boxes; she jumps between them like she’s playing political hopscotch. It’s genius! Why be one thing when you can be all things, depending on the audience?

The accent! Oh my God, it’s like she’s got a personal DJ spinning accents to match every audience. In the South, she drops into an exaggerated drawl—“Y’all know we gonna get it done!”—like she’s auditioning for a regional car commercial. When she’s talking to a Black audience, though? Suddenly, she’s hitting you with that “I’m-a-talk-real-slow-and-drop-my-g’s” rhythm, like she just got done debating policy over a game of dominoes on the corner. And with a Latino crowd? It’s all “?Sí se puede!” this, “?Mi gente!” that—like one more rolled r might bring down the house. It’s like watching someone mash buttons on a broken remote—switching modes until something sticks.

But that’s what makes her so brilliant! She doesn’t just speak to people—she becomes them. She knows how to adapt and flow, blending in so effortlessly it’s like she was born in every city she visits. Authenticity? That’s such a narrow way to look at it. Kamala’s not just communicating—she’s connecting. If you can’t appreciate that, it’s probably because you’re stuck thinking too small.

That laugh! It’s everything. Awkward??!! What do you mean? Are you kidding?? When that laugh graces my ears, it makes me feel as if an angel just handed me a freshly brewed latte with double foam and an extra Splenda for sweet sake. It’s the auditory equivalent of a sun ray mixed with a poof of puppy breath—warm, unexpected, and just a little overwhelming if you think about it too much. It’s spontaneous, radiant, and full of effortless joy—like she’s already solved the problem in her head and is just waiting for the rest of us to catch up. Every time she laughs, it’s a little gift, reminding us that life doesn’t always need to make sense to be beautiful. If you don’t feel it, that’s probably on you. Some people just aren’t ready to receive that kind of energy.

And those canned responses? I love them. She’ll get asked a serious question, like, “What’s your plan to fix the economy?” and hit them with something like, “We are living in a time where we must recognize the importance of this time, in this moment.” I mean, wow. It’s brilliant! Who needs answers when you can just confuse people into forgetting they asked? Every interview is like a verbal escape room—and she always finds a way out. That’s leadership!

Honestly, people need to stop being so obsessed with accountability. It’s such a negative energy. Kamala’s all about possibilities and promises that don’t need to come true to be meaningful. She’s here to smile, wave, and let everyone know things are being handled—even if we have no idea how. That’s the kind of energy we need right now!

We need a President like Kamala because, honestly, solutions are overrated. This is 2024—who even expects problems to get solved anymore? What really matters is having someone who makes you feel like things might eventually be okay, maybe, sort of. That’s the kind of hope I can get behind. Voting isn’t about policy—it’s about the shift in energy. And Kamala shifts energy like nobody else.

Yes, I am a KamGirl. I’m not here for boring things like policies, accountability, or results. I’m here for the aesthetic, the history-making moments, and the way she makes cluelessness look cool. Because at the end of the day, democracy isn’t about getting it right—it’s about making yourself feel good for voting. And honestly? If the world’s going to burn, I’d rather it be with someone fabulous in the White House.”