Hilarious Book Review-Pee On The Seat Fellows Will Bring You Some Heat!

Authors: Bob Evans

Rating: Five Stars

Country: United States of America

Copyright: 2021

Book Title: Just Pee On The Seat

Languages: American English

Publisher: Independent

Publication Year: N/A

Pages: 63

Reviewer: Joseph S. Spence, Sr.

Introduction

This poetic writing is appealing. It reproduces a trajectory of rhyming schemes throughout. The rhyming patterns are written in various styles. Most are end-line rhyming sequencing, while others are in line rhyming patterns. The styles and forms move the poetic renditions along graciously with ease of understanding without complicity.

The essence of each dynamic verse highlights a poetic narrative across the spectrum. The lyrical revelation, unification, and articulation coupled with ingenious and artistic uplifting will dramatically inspire worldwide humanity.

Our composer’s unique and unified storytelling in each verse and proliferation are exhilarating. The graciousness emanating from each verse is fantastic. The symbolic blending and their beauty invoke unity and coordination in this dramatic genre.

Poem # 1: Getting Even!

This composition is very hilarious. It consists of devious actions a person select to achieve victory in a personal conflict. For example, the following is an insight of such:

???????????Modern girls are rich in muscles

???????????Lifting weights and pushups makes them tough.

???????????There is only one course we can win

???????????Don’t lift the toilet seat, fellows!

???????????Just pee on the seat.

???????????A look of consternation will come across her face.

???????????Sitting in someone else’s mess is regularly a disgrace! ???????????????????????????????(Page 1)

Our writer waste no time to establish his form of authority in the household in a distinct style. This action will stir controversy in any relationship—“Fellows, please put the seat down, and make sure it’s not wet. Unless you want to lay your head to sleep in the doghouse with ruff and not your bed!”

The following poem, “Garbage Talk,” is frantic. It raises an appealing challenge to consider. Some segments follow:

????????????My spouse always find faults with me

???????????She states my socks don’t even match.

???????????She also says ideas I have never hatch.

???????????When I feel down, I ask my bride, while looking at the ground,

???????????“Who will take the garbage out when I am not around?”

???????????My query goes unanswered. I guess it’s too profound.

???????????I realize I am not perfect and just a slob

???????????But I know my garbage task is a significant job.

???????????Some husbands are born leaders, but I am not that kind

???????????I am content to watch and bring things up from behind.

???????????So, I still asked her the question, and the answer I found:

???????????"The garbage pail will overflow when I am not around!" ?????????????????????????????(Page 10)

This verse seems to address such an uncomplicated task; however, what is fundamental to some is crucial to others. Our hysterical author starts with a broad scope of logical deduction. It’s fascinating how he gets enough wiggle room to finish on a critical point impacting the senses—Great Job!

This new poem titled “Revelation” is boisterous. It goes like this:

??????????The working people completed the new church.

???????????Father Casimir's goal is finally completed!

???????????He arranged for bishops and priests to attend the dedication.

???????????Every extra seat is taken, and his inner self is uplifted.

???????????God has granted his request, and a deep breath filled his chest.

???????????As his chest expanded, his waistline quickly shrunk.

???????????His trousers started slipping and came down with a clunk.

???????????He felt the sudden breeze, glanced down, and saw his naked knees.

???????????He was quick with his wits and hands as well.

???????????With a grin, he faced his smiling congregational pack and said,

???????????“It's plain to see I would offer my trousers, like the shirt, off my back!”

???????????I’ll remember Father Casimir for his faith and piety

???????????When he elevated the chalice, he raised HOPE in me.

???????????And I realize without a doubt—there truly is NO CHANCE

???????????We will recall him solely for the time he lost his PANTS!????????????????????(Page 34)

This composition has an ingenious narrative by our distinguished poet. He was thinking on his own two naked feet. Raising the Chalice caused some voices to wonder, what about Father Casimir’s thunder! Or was this a mighty rain on his parade?—Such an interesting ironic twist, or was it actually?

Our ingenious writer’s next poem is “The Teacher!” The epic has some curiosity which killed the cat as follow:

????????????She was cute, blonde, and lovely. But, she also had a way.

???????????When she curled her eyes at me. It was pretty divine!

???????????I looked at her baby blue and stated, “I am glad to metchu….”

???????????“What kind of working girl are you?”

She says, “I am your teacher!”

???????????Then she rolled her eyes some more. They were such beautiful things.

???????????I had never seen such orbs before. They made my soul take wings.

???????????Then I said as I watched them roll one more time in the sky

???????????“What do you teach kids when you can’t control the pupils in your eyes?”?(Page 44)

What a period for such an eye rolling sassy young teacher and her student? Research has proven the eyes only need five seconds to mesmerize a person. Was this a school term from textbook learning???

The final verse from our acclaimed author is “My Daily Prayer.” Some lines are listed below in sequence:

???????????Oh, Lord! I praise you for this day.

???????????Please bless my steps along the way.

???????????There are many tasks I must get done

???????????Before I glimpse the setting sun.

???????????Some men possessing hearts of stone

???????????Will say they strolled the paths alone.

???????????But nowhere that my feet trod

???????????Have I not walked them with You, God.

???????????No matter how much toil or strife

???????????I praise Thee for the gift of life.

???????????As darkness falls, you will hear me say,

???????????“Oh, Lord! Please grant me one more day!”??????????????????????????????????????????????????(Page 63)

Our noteworthy author ends this brilliant poetic text on a significant note. He recognizes what is coming, and what is up ahead for him to endure in his last days. He realizes the walk he walked, and talk he talked. Now is the chance to save his soul! Great effort, Bob! I am very proud of you, my brother. Rest in peace!

Conclusion

This awe-moving production of stirring poems is an exciting text and a must-read. It’s entertaining and will enlighten the personality and aura of all readers. The poet’s state of splendor and stimulating words will touch the reader’s mind, body, and soul. Do you think this husband and wife team is on the same sheet of music and singing the same song?

The text’s stimulating verses consist primarily of rhyming sequencing. The poems have ending rhyme and in-line rhyming patterns. Each poem portrays a fascinating adventure, which comes across with an exciting theme, and projects a detailed trajectory.

Our cheerful author wrote this epic in rhyming couplets (two lines), quatrain format (four lines), quintets style (five lines), sestet fashion (six lines), octave verses (eight lines), and others. This variation allows a vast contrast of the poetic styles avoiding mundane reading.

The golden ink from our incredible author’s pen mixed with diamond enhances the soul's rhapsody. His exotic proliferation stirs the senses, persona, and aura. In comparison to other writing styles, his distinctive poems reflect a level of expertise uplifting humanity with words of satiric endearment. Such an oxymoronic paradigm! One must read this poetry volume of insightful concepts and enthusiasm to appreciate the thoughts of the creator.

The Reviewer!

Professor, Dr. Joseph S. Spence Sr. authored ten inspirational poetry books. He invented Epulaeryu, Seven Heaven, God’s Dynamic Steps, Linking Pin Sonnet, poetry forms while studying English literature, creative writing, poetry, mythology, the African Diaspora, and Japanese linguistics at the University of Wisconsin, Milwaukee (UWM). His writings appeared globally in various forums. He is a retired U.S. Army officer and commander, and a Goodwill Ambassador for Arkansas, USA, appointed by former US President William Clinton. He is a Thought Leader for Golden Key International Honor Society Academy, a certified Lead the Change Agent/Advocate for UWM, and tutors poets worldwide. His writings and verses are published in: Spanish, Japanese, Chinese, Polish, French, Scottish Gaelic, Korean, Swahili, Filipino, Hindi, Assam, Bengali, Arabic, Italian, Croatian, Vietnamese, Orissa, Jamaikan Potwa/Patois, and Rastafarian languages.