JUST ONE EXAMPLE OF LITERALLY DOZENS OF REASONS I CHOSE AND STILL CHOOSE LINKEDIN OVER FACEBOOK ANY DAY AND TWICE ON SUNDAYS!
Dear Mark Suckerberg and censor staff. I have noticed that the ONLY time you have censored one of my posts is when the article was from a Republican point of view in general or it alluded to my admiration and respect for a fella by the name of Donald J. Trump!. A couple of weeks ago, I reposted a graph summarizing the extreme difference in the entire Universe during the four years the Donald was President and the three miserable years and four miserable months that slow thinkin, slow talkin, slow walkin, slow pokin Joe Biden has ben in office making a desperate attempt to make it APPEAR as if the Elmer Fudd impersonator is NOW the most powerful man in the known Universe!!!
Anyone with only 40% of a brain left (like this Vietnam Veteran has) KNOWS beyond any shadow of a doubt that the lunatics are running the asylum inside the beltway and have been since Joey repealed about 18 of Trump's Executive Orders during Joey's first hour on the porcelain throne inside the West Wing porta potty. I'm not making this up! No one could! Now, I will admit, I didn't personally create the offending graph because I didn't have an extra four hours that day to research it, (normally my strong suit) nor illustrate with artistic flair (my weak suit). However, as I perused the graph that morning, I was and still am convinced that at least SOME of the policy results depicted were absolutely TRUE!
So a few days after I posted it, one of Facebook's pencil necked geeks (the anonymous sperm donor could have been Adam or one of his his 7 little Schiffs that did it) posted "Partially False" under my post as he or her deleted then sent my the nasty gram about it. Now how about if I offer a semi-mild rebuttal just before the Sun comes up here in South Carolina's state capital of Columbia. Meanwhile you Adam and all 7 of your little Schiffs should still snoring like wild hogs.
My point? The disclaimer under my shared post that was stamped "Partially False" is actually an unintended (I am certain) double entendre. How so? Well, words and phrases matter. Just ask any lawyer that has been trained to lie to his or her client, lie to the jury, lie to Da Judge, lie to the press, and most importantly, LIE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE! .So, when considering those very carefully chosen words (as any Lawyers in Love will verify; especially those haunting the Congressional halls of shame) means as much as 99.99% of specifics presented in the graphs just MIGHT be TRUE!
I base this rebuttal to your little Schiff's opinion (you know what political pundits have to say about opinions don't you) were and still are 100% false! You want examples? How many do you want? Facebook's semi-clever pencil necked geeks, regularly approve, sponsor and promote erectile dysfunction ads for... guess who and ONLY guess who? Fox News hosts! I'm not making this up! You just CAN'T make this stuff up!
Now they have a new scam going. They have bulletins they post that they believe you just HAVE to click on. They now sponsor PHONY posts that famous Hollyweird Republicans have DIED! Even I, the most cynical Facebook author that Facebook has EVER dealt with (and believe me, this Vietnam Veteran has been an absolute pain in their asses for two decades now) fell for it the first time I saw a photo of one of my favorite actors, singers, or politicians on Earth HAD DIED!
Talk about dirty tricks! Even Richard Nixon's "Plumbers Gang" had nothing on the professional pencil necked Geeks that roam the halls of Facebook. Oh, by the way, Nixon didn't order the Plumbers gang to bug the Watergate hotel. G Gordon Liddy and his gang did that on their own. Where Nixon fouled up, was he tried in vain to protect them after the break in. If Joey Biden had any integrity, he should have resigned at least 35 times by now. That would be at least one resignation for every rotten month he has been in office.
Even I fell for the scams the first two times I scrolled by those ads. Well, I happen to be from the "Show Me" state of Missourah as my mom told me to pronounce it decades ago. So...I simply Googled the name of the dearly departed and discovered that all the famous subjects of Facebook's premature obituaries of the rich and famous were and still are very much ALIVE and kickin!
So, since I have been paddlin Marky Suckerberg's lily white super liberal ass and HIS little Schiffs for literally, almost TWO DECADES now, why on Earth does he allow me to keep, not one, not two, but three Facebook pages? I have NO idea! You may not see this post anywhere within my three Facebook pages AT ALL since this rant, that I posted under my primary Facebook profile has probably already been deleted if someone pulled an overnighter at Facebook's HQ, now on the West Coast.
However, just in case a pencil necked Geek snapped out of his altered state and hit the delete key under my rebuttal to their rebuke of my original post, I learned a trick about 15+ years ago. I copy ALL my critical of Facebook posts before I hit the "SAVE key. Then, if and when one of Facebook's pencil necked geeks remove it, I have it copied. Want to know what I do with the copy? I repost it again, and again and again and again until even Marky Suckerberg, while reading my own rebuke on his porcelain throne, finally falls asleep and goes ass over tea kettle face down with his lily white ASS sticking up.
I picture him looking like he is waiting for a mount from...the Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau. Don't like that homosexual choice? I urge readers of this rant to pick your OWN homosexual metaphoric celebrity to fit this narrative because there are plenty of them out there. Why don't I use a politically correct term? Because the word "homosexual" is a scientific word. It isn't a word fabricated by Hollyweird or Broadway enablers that enable a male homosexual to insert his penis into someone's butt hole.
If you are religious, BUTT HOLES were not created for that purpose... according to ALL religions in the known Universe. If you ARE NOT religious, BUTT HOLES did not evolve for that purpose because a man (OR a woman for that matter) CANNOT reproduce by having a penis inserted into his or her BUTT HOLE! It's really that simple. If Hollyweird and Broadway had their way, the human race would be extinct by 2100.
I think I will continue to do it MY way and tell Hollyweird and Broadway promoters of all things homosexual to...go pound sand. It is far safer than inserting your high voltage probe into someone else's anus. Get my drift?
Signed,
Author, Michael Wayne Templeton