The Juggler The Avtar Is RECRUITER

The Juggler The Avtar Is RECRUITER


Fun Realities Of Recruiter!!! :):):)

Lets begin....Who is a Recruiter????

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Owl:

  • I am a recruiter...
  • I start to work when most of the people and school children returning to home.
  • I go to work when the sun sets and I come back home before sun rises.
  • I got a unique name "Owl"...As I work in the night, but I call myself a Bat Man. 

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Hunter:

o  I have never worked in the IT Industry but I help others to work in the industry.

o  I don't know what I will encounter once I start my sourcing.

o  I get the best out of what I find.

o  I get into the companies to find a matching talent and headhunt for the future need.

o  I keep a close eye on my pipelined candidates and jobs to hunt them down at the right time.

o  I am a Hunter.

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Mother:

o  I have to handle the candidate as if I am everything to that person and he is everything to me.

o  I have to feed the updates to the client and the candidate.

o  Sometimes I have to feed the answers to people which I want to hear.

o  I celebrate the happiness with the candidate when I get an offer for him and feel bad with the candidate when gets rejected.

o  I hold my words and monitor my feelings so that the candidate may not get hurt.

o  I submit 2 candidates to 1 role knowing that I am able to get only one offer.

o  Still I encourage the candidates to do the best.

o  I always wish for the bright future of the candidate.

o  I am a Mother.

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CareTaker:

o  From the beginning of the call, I take care and respect others’ time.

o  I make sure I submit the resume within the TAT and with all the accurate details.

o  I ask candidates about strengths & weakness | likes and dislikes.

o  I always give the best possible rate or salary to keep the candidate happy.

o  I am a Care Taker.

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FBI Agent:

You know what! I am an Under Cover Agent! ….Seriously!

o  I have to find out which resume is real and which one is fake by just looking at the softcopy on the screen.

o  I have to find out which responsibilities from the resume are real or plagiarized by reading the resume.

o  I have to verify the online profiles to match with the resume in order to check the authenticity.

o  I have to verify the documents by me or with my other Under Cover Agents to see if these are original or doctored.

o  I have to do reference check to verify if required.

o  Sometimes I have to go for a live interrogation to check the authenticity if required.

o  I have to arrange multiple calls with the candidate in order re-verify my decisions.

o  I have to find a candidate once a job assigned to me…no matter what are the challenges.

o  I have to look everything from a suspicious funnel. I don’t know but…that is my job. I am a FBI Agent…May be more than that.

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Criminal:

o  I get furious emails from the upper management if anything happens in this due course.

o  I get scolded by the candidate if I couldn’t able to get any feedback from the client.

o  I have to face the jury in the conference call.

o  I always go by “Client is always Right”.

o  I don’t play a blame game,

o  Because I am a Criminal.

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Savior:

o  I work hard to source candidates to break a new client.

o  I help the Business Development Team to prove their-self.

o  I help the jobseekers to land on a job.

o  I help the client to close a tough position by working many hours or in the weekends.

o  I don’t care of my sleep and food having on time, to keep everyone happy and prosper.

o  I am a Savior.

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New Gateway

o  Sometimes I introduce candidates to my company who ends up as a client in the long run.

o  I help the company to get a new client contract.

o  I always keep an eye for new business in the market.

o  I am New Gateway.

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Copy Writer:

o  I have to think from a Copy Writer’s brain while drafting an email to the candidate or to the client or to the manager.

o  I am not good at drafting emails, still…

o  I am not good at English, but still I have to do it no matter what.

o  My email replies sucks, still….

o  My emails are my bread and butter as it helps me reach out the candidates.

o  I am a Copy Writer

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Sales Agent:

o  I must have product knowledge.

o  I must have to research the market and the product.

o  I have to sell my job and my company as well.

o  For fulltime roles, I have to sell the client and their benefits.

o  Once I close a candidate for submission, I have to sell the candidate to the client.

o  I have to negotiate the rate/salary with the candidate to keep my company and the candidate happy.

o  I have to walk with the candidate till he accepts the offer.

o  I have to wait for the COMMISSIONS, till the end of the month.

o  Sometimes I don’t even get commissions as I don’t reach the target but company makes the money.

o  I am a Sales Agent.

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Astrologer/fortune teller:

o  I have to predict if the candidate is going to take the interview or not.

o  I have to predict if the candidate is going to accept the offer or not.

o  I have to explain why the candidate has asked for more money at the time of offer.

o  I have to explain why the candidate has rejected the offer after accepting it.

o  I have to explain why the candidate did start the project after completing the paperwork.

o  I have to explain why the client is making him work over time.

o  I have to explain why the project ended in one month where it has to be for 1 year.

o  I am an Astrologer/Fortune Teller.

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Professional:

o  I dress professionally to work in the night.

o  I have to take care of the day time personal activities and other household duties if required by sacrificing my sleep.

o  I have to be focused and attentive and shouldn’t seep at work.

o  I am Professional.

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King or Queen:

o  I make most placements.

o  I make more $$ margin for the company.

o  I am the rookie of the year.

o  I am a top performer of the year.

o  I am a most valuable recruiter of the Quarter or Month.

o  I get certificates and mementos.

o  I celebrate in the office parties.

o  I enjoy US holidays.

o  I am the King or Queen of the organization.

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Couch Potato:

o  I sit most of the time on the chair, in the Air Conditioned room in front of the screen.

o  I eat everything, I party; I eat junk food in the office parties.

o  I go out for dinner with my friends in the Fridays.

o  During weekend I spend time watching TV or Mobile.

o  I go out to party again in the weekend nights.

o  I always complain for not having enough time for workout.

o  I always complain the night shift for my bad-health.

o  I don’t realize…I am a Couch Potato.

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Useless:

o  I end up with no submissions for multiple days.

o  I won’t keep up my performance with the other team members.

o  I couldn’t able to meet my target.

o  I get into a mental depression.

o  I don’t know what is happening with me.

o  I think, I did everything right to the best of my possibilities.

o  I don’t know why I am not able to make a submission.

o  I don’t know why candidates are not replying to my emails.

o  I am not able to generate revenue for the company.

o  I am not able to keep myself or my company or my family happy.

o  I am Useless

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Front Line Soldier:

o  I am the face of the company and I represent the value and goodwill.

o  I do everything possible to keep things moving and running.

o  I take the beating and punishment.

o  I accept criticism.

o  I learn from the mistakes.

o  I enjoy my job.

o  I earn lot of money.

o  I become a role model.

o  I train others.

o  Sometimes things go so wrong while doing my duty that I exposed to the radar and take a direct sniper hit…. Fired!

o  … I am a Front Line Soldier.


Jack of all trades Master of None…..


Just for fun.


-Suman Pachigulla

On A Mission To Impact 5 Million Lives

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