THE INTERVIEW
Itunu Peter
CONTENT WRITER| POET| CREATIVE WRITER| AUTHOR| PROOF READING| SELF DEVELOPMENT COACH
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?Dayo got to the door of the HR, he looked on sign at the top part of the door to be sure he got to the right office, he adjusted his tied and calm himself down then look left and right. Knocked on the door twice, he got no response
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?The HR on the other side in the office just finished eating, heard the knock but don’t was nonchalant to say anything just busy using toothpick.
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?Dayo opened the door after few minute of standing outside, his head was inside the office, while scanning around to be sure someone is in the office then his gaze fell on the HR who was looking at him.
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?Won’t you enter, or you want to remain there?
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Thank you, thank sir, dayo said excitedly as he settled into the chair
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He cleared his throat, so what brought here
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Dayo giggled I saw a posting online about the company wanting a social media manager so I thought to apply sir.
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?Ehn ehn, let me see your CV, he looked dayo awkwardly, all this GenZ sef, are you sure you’re here to work or you want something
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I’m here you work sir
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So how many account have you managed
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It in the CV sir, he replied
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Are you normal? He shouted. I said it, this is why I don’t like interviewing GenZ
Okay okay sir, so far I’ve managed 10 account, 6 instagram account and 4 facebook among other ones which I used to gain experience sir.
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Better, so why do you leave the former work?
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Nothing really, I just saw a bigger opportunity here then the company vision and purpose alig with mine so I decide to take the shot when I saw it
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?So you’re saying you’re an opportunist abi, if we offer you the job you’ll be looking for another one around.
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?That wasn’t what I meant sir
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My boy, you don’t meant anything, sorry I cant offer you this job
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As he was about to speak, One of the staff entered, she spoke with the HR for few minute but Dayo kept admirind the young lady, he uses his eyes was on her as she walked out
You see, you see we’ve not employed you yet your eyes are on our staff, you’re one of those SMM that will be using our account to watch p0rn and following those ladies shaking there a$$ on tiktok
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Sir, I won’t
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My friend get out of my office, he commanded
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Ah sir, I really need this job I have family to feed
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Really, yet you’re looking at a$$, till you focus on your life you won’t see work
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Dayo left the office with regret not because he wasn’t able to get the job but wont have the privilege to work in a beautiful work place with very nice shapes.
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THE END
?ITUNU PETER..
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