Insurance and Laughs: What George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld Would Say About BGES Group Helping New York Contractors”

Here’s a humorous take on how George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld would joke about New York contractors and their experiences working with BGES Group for business insurance:

1. Jerry: Why do New York contractors work with BGES Group?

George: Because if you’re going to dig yourself into a hole, you better have someone who knows how to insure it!

2. George: BGES Group handles workers’ comp like a contractor handles concrete—smooth, solid, and no cracks!

Jerry: And unlike concrete, it doesn’t take 24 hours to set up.

3. Jerry: Contractors love BGES Group because they’re reliable.

George: Reliable? That’s not even a word in my vocabulary, Jerry!

4. George: BGES Group specializes in high-risk contractors.

Jerry: High-risk? So, they’d insure you working with power tools?

George: Not even BGES is that good, Jerry.

5. Jerry: You know why roofers love BGES Group?

George: Because when they’re sky-high, BGES keeps their premiums down low!

6. George: I heard BGES Group can even handle umbrella policies.

Jerry: Of course they can. Contractors need coverage for when things rain down—literally and figuratively.

7. Jerry: Why do contractors choose BGES Group for payroll and insurance?

George: Because they like their policies like they like their scaffolding—sturdy, supportive, and not full of surprises.

8. George: You know, BGES Group can help even the busiest contractors save money.

Jerry: That’s great! Finally, someone who knows how to cut costs without cutting corners.

9. Jerry: BGES Group is like a subcontractor for your insurance needs.

George: But instead of leaving halfway through the job, they stick around to make sure you’re covered!

10. George: Contractors love Gary Wallach at BGES Group.

Jerry: Why?

George: Because when things go wrong, Gary’s the guy who says, “Don’t worry—I’ve got it handled!” Unlike my parents when I was born.

BGES Group is one of New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut's Construction Insurance Specialists representing 50+ companies, including all the BEST general & umbrella liability programs. We offer all the coverage needed, including property, builders' risk, inland marine, general liability, umbrella liability, auto, bid & performance bonds, workers' compensation, N.Y.S. disability, and group health.? Our commitment to you goes?beyond?the policies we?provide. We are always just a call, text, or email away, ready to assist you, even?on?weekends. We understand the importance of your business and are here to help?you navigate any insurance challenges.?

BGES Group are?Workers' Compensation Insurance Specialists for Tri-State Business Owners: Unhappy with your rates, company, being canceled, losses causing difficulty getting coverage, in the middle of an audit dispute, misclassified payrolls, or?whatever your issue. We can help!? We have special programs for Auto Services, Contractors (especially in New York), Limousine Services, Logistics Companies, Manufacturers, Recyclers, and?Truckers; we can help ANY tri-state business owner. We are considered "Preferred Agents" for this one program that, if we can get you into, their pricing is excellent, offers long-term coverage stability, and can cover multi-state operations. The program takes the hassle out of doing annual audits, too.??

If you want to speak with us, call Gary Wallach at 914-806-5853, click?here to email, or visit our website.

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