I said ‘Hi’ to All the Hot Instagram Models that sent Me DMs and This is what happened
Evan Hundhausen
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Lately I’ve Been following hot pics in the insta because I’m superficial like that and bored and wonder if any of them are real and not just strippers or scams in Nigeria.
What these insta people do is, they’ll give their name and then ask yours. I just ignore these prying questions and will say “what’s up” instead.
To one I said, I notice you’re in a bikini a lot.
It makes me cringe to think I might be talking to some Nigerian scammer who could be a dude pretending to be a girl in a bikini, but you know sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the sake of investigative journalism and suffer for your art.
I really want to date models because I’m superficial like that.
I’ve never, ever wanted to be average, but doing the things I’m doing throws a lot of existential crap up in the air and you always have to ask yourself if you’re ready for the majors or not!
It’s easy to stay in the farm leagues, forever, and never get there, but sometimes enough is enough and you must pull out your brass balls for all to see.
Trying to have a conversation on Instagram is one of the strangest things you could do when you’re bored.
I know these babes are fake.
It’s the loneliest number.
One asked where I’m from and I kept ignoring her.
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Then I started watching reels and sending them out because there are some funny ones.
The girl from Russia asked where I’m from again, so I said Jupiter and Mars.
Is it a girl though?
Or is it some sick Rick looking for money or something.
Determined to find love, I kept up the convo and sent funny reels to all my new Instagram gfs.
She was persistent she asked which country. She probably wants to know where I’m from because she wants to move to the USA.
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