I Have A Secret: My Secrets Have Secrets:

All right, folks, gather ’round for a little halftime pep talk! We’ve got some heavy hitters on the field today—denial, rejection, and the age-old question of where we see ourselves in five years. But fear not, because I’m here to be your playbook coach through this game of life! I SEE YOUR PAIN AND PROBLEM. You have two options: Finish reading the introduction and allow me to assist you! I’ll help you figure it out!!! And I’ll show you, not tell you!

Now, let’s tackle these questions head-on, starting with denial. Do I believe in it? Well, let me put it this way: denying the existence of denial would be a bit like trying to convince Tom Brady that he’s not one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time—it just doesn’t fly!

Next up, is rejection. Are we going to keep living a life of it, or are we going to step up our game and score some touchdowns? Remember, even the best quarterbacks get intercepted now and then, but it’s how they bounce back that makes them champions.

And as for where we see ourselves in five years, well, that’s a bit like predicting the outcome of next year’s Super Bowl—it’s all about setting goals, making plays, and giving it your all on the field.

So, my fellow players, let’s huddle up, put on our game faces, and tackle these challenges like the MVPs we are! Together, we’ll show ’em what it means to be smart, intelligent, and downright awesome—on and off the field. Let’s go, team! ????

All right, team, gather ’round for a little halftime locker room talk! We’re facing some tough opponents out there—rejection and depression are putting up a solid defense. But fear not, because Coach G is here to call the plays and lead us to victory!

Now, listen up, folks. We’re in the business of achieving closure and kicking those burdens to the curb. We’re going to tackle rejection and depression head-on, like a linebacker going after a quarterback. And let me tell you, we’re going to sack those problems harder than Lawrence Taylor in his prime!

I know you’re feeling frustrated, like trying to make a touchdown with only seconds left on the clock. But guess what? We’re going to turn that frustration into fuel, powering us toward the end zone of emotional freedom!

And let’s talk about cheating spouses, shall we? It’s like the opposing team sneaking in some illegal plays behind the ref’s back. But we’re going to blow the whistle on that nonsense and show ’em what real integrity looks like!

So, my fellow gridiron gladiators, let’s strap on our helmets, tighten our chin straps, and hit the field with all the determination of a quarterback leading his team to the Super Bowl. Together, we’re going to score a touchdown for closure and leave those burdens in the dust! Go team! ????

"Okay" folks, listen up! We’ve got a classic case of the old Gold Digger Divas running amok on our field. These players are looking for someone to foot the bill, take them on fancy shopping sprees, and be their personal MVP in life. But guess what? You’re not just a walking ATM; you’re a star player in your own right!

Imagine this scenario: you’re the quarterback, dropping back in the pocket, scanning the field for an open receiver. But instead of finding a teammate who’s ready to catch that winning pass, you’re stuck with someone only interested in your wallet.

But fear not, because Coach G is here to call the audible. We’re going to throw a Hail Mary pass right into the end zone of self-respect! That’s right, folks, we’re gonna show these Gold Digger Divas that we’re not just another checkbook to be balanced. We’re the real deal, and we deserve someone who sees us for the MVPs we truly are!

So lace up those cleats, tighten up those chin straps, and get ready to tackle those Gold Digger Divas like a linebacker on a mission. Because when it comes to love, we’re not settling for anything less than a championship-winning team! Let’s go, squad! ????

"Yes" team, listen up! We’ve got ourselves in a bit of a pickle here. It’s like trying to tackle a 300-pound linebacker with one arm tied behind your back. We’re dealing with those infamous Gold Digger Divas who are looking for a free ride to the end zone of luxury.

But let me tell you something, folks. You’re not just the water boy on the sidelines; you’re the star quarterback leading the charge down the field. You’ve got the skills, the talent, and the determination to score big in life.

Now, when it comes to these Gold Digger Divas, they’re like opposing players trying to blitz our offense. They see your wallet as the end zone, and they’re ready to sack you for every dollar you’ve got.

But fear not, because Coach G is here to draw up a winning play. We’re gonna run the ol’ flea flicker of self-respect, the hail mary of independence, and the end-around of self-worth. We’re going to show these Gold Digger Divas that we’re not just another paycheck; we’re the MVPs of our own lives!

So strap on your helmets, tighten those chin straps, and get ready to hit the field with everything you’ve got. Because when it comes to love and life, we’re not settling for anything less than a touchdown in the game of happiness. Let’s break the huddle and show ’em what we’re made of! ????

Folks, let’s huddle up and talk strategy. We’re facing some tough opponents here, and it’s time to play some defense against those love-hungry Gold Diggers.

Now, when it comes to dating after 50, we need to have a game plan. If you’re looking to score a touchdown in the marriage end zone, go for it! But watch out for those gold diggers trying to intercept your pass and run off with your playbook.

Love, my friends, is like trying to tackle a slippery path running back in the rain. It’ll make you do some crazy things, like fumble the ball or miss an easy field goal. But hey, that’s just part of the game.

And let’s not forget about rejection. It’s like getting blindsided by a linebacker when you least expect it. But here’s the thing: if they’re not the ones cheering you on from the sidelines, they’re not worth keeping on the roster.

So, when it comes to matters of the heart, remember this: love may seem like the ultimate denial at times, but it’s also the key to scoring big in life. So keep your head in the game, keep your eye on the prize, and never let those Gold Diggers sack your spirit. It’s game on, folks! Let’s go out there and win one for the team! ????

Team, let’s huddle up and talk about the playbook for handling betrayal and rejection. Just like in football, when the opponent throws a curveball, we need to be ready to block, tackle, and make some strategic moves.

Now, untreated cheating or rejection can hit us harder than a blindside blitz from a linebacker. It’s like getting sacked behind the line of scrimmage—painful and disorienting. It can lead to weight gain, stress-related illnesses, sadness, loneliness, and even feeling like you’re stuck in the end zone with no way out.

Imagine trying to paint over rusty material, only to have the paint peel off and leave you with a mess. That’s what untreated betrayal feels like—trying to patch up a broken play but never quite getting it right.

But here’s the game plan, folks: just like in football, we need to tackle these challenges head-on. We can’t let cheating or rejection sideline us for good. Sure, it’s a tough opponent, but with the right strategy and support, we can come back stronger than ever.

So let’s lace up our cleats, put on our game faces, and remember that adversity is just another opportunity to score a touchdown. Together, as a team, we can overcome any obstacle and emerge victorious. Go team! ????

Yes folks, let’s talk strategy here. When it feels like the opposing team has scored a touchdown on your relationship, it’s easy to feel like you’re facing a fourth and long with no hope of making a comeback. But remember, just like in football, there’s always a game plan to turn things around.

Cheating on your spouse is like a quarterback throwing an interception—it’s a fumble that can devastate even the most stable of partnerships. It’s like watching your star receiver drop the winning pass in the end zone—it shatters trust that’s been built over time.

But fear not, my friends! This book is your playbook for making those crucial decisions that can lead to a game-winning drive. You’re not just a benchwarmer on the sidelines—you’re the MVP of your own life, and it’s time to step up and take control of the game.

So lace up your cleats, tighten your chinstrap, and get ready to tackle those challenges head-on. With the right equipment and a clear game plan, you’ll be surprised at how quickly you can turn the tide and come out on top.

And remember, even when it feels like you’re facing a full-blown blitz, there’s always a Hail Mary play that can turn the game around. So keep your head in the game, stay focused, and let’s go out there and score that game-winning touchdown! ????

Ah, the ol’ quarterback scramble! Let me call an audible and break this down for you.

So here’s the play: I started in the trenches, selling life insurance to fund my real estate ventures. You know, trying to make those touchdowns in the housing market because, let’s be real, banks aren’t exactly cheering for the underdogs.

But, hey, I wasn’t just a one-trick pony. I had my MVP moments as a top life insurance sales rep/manager, scoring touchdowns left and right in the insurance game. And on the side, my R&E company was flipping houses faster than a running back dodging tackles.

But then, just when things were looking up, life threw me a curveball harder than a linebacker blitz. My wife got hit with the big C—breast cancer. Suddenly, I had to switch gears faster than a wide receiver changing routes. I had to hang up my cleats on the life insurance field, drop the mortgage deals, and step back from being the quarterback of my real estate team.

But hey, every team faces adversity, right? And with friends and family rallying around us like a full-on goal-line defense, we managed to weather the storm.

So yeah, that’s where I’ve been—a journey filled with more twists and turns than a game-winning drive in overtime. But hey, as any good coach will tell you, it’s not about how hard you get hit; it’s about how you bounce back up and keep moving forward. And let me tell you, folks, I’m ready to get back out there and tackle whatever life throws my way! ????

Whoa, talk about a Hail Mary pass! Let’s break this down like a halftime analysis. So, I had to make some tough calls, like a coach deciding on a game plan. But then, just when I thought I’d seen it all, life threw me a curveball harder than a linebacker blitz. My beloved wife, my MVP, passed away after 25 years of marriage. It hit me like a missed field goal in overtime.

Then, in 2008, the market dived faster than a receiver going for a touchdown. I lost millions, like fumbling the ball on the goal line. And just when I thought I could push through bam! Three heart attacks hit me like a linebacker sacking the quarterback.

So, I decided to retire and enjoy life, like a seasoned veteran hanging up his cleats after a long career. But hey, let me throw you a quick audible: Are you a devout Christian? Are you in the dating game, looking for that touchdown pass to marriage? And if things are still up in the air after two years, well, it might be time to punt and regroup.

But hey, let me be crystal clear like a perfectly thrown spiral: I’m here to help you navigate the playbook of life, whether you’re in the red zone or stuck in your end zone. So, grab your helmet, tighten your chin strap, and let’s tackle this together! ????

Ah, the ol’ Facebook wedding planner dilemma! It’s like watching your team lose the Super Bowl and then getting invited to their victory party. Talk about a touchdown celebration turned interception.

But fear not, my friend! Just because life throws you a curveball doesn’t mean you can’t hit it out of the park. Think of it like a quarterback facing a blitz: you’ve got options, you’ve got strategies, and you’ve got a playbook full of wisdom to draw from.

So, grab those lemons life has handed you and turn them into a winning drive. Who knows? Maybe you’ll end up scoring the game-winning touchdown in your next relationship! And hey, if all else fails, just remember: there’s always another season, another draft, and another shot at victory. ????

Ah, the journey from heartbreak to healing, from touchdowns to tears, from lemonade to self-discovery. It’s a tale as old as time but with a twist of football flair!

Just like a quarterback studying game film to perfect their craft, sometimes we need to examine our plays to bounce back stronger. And hey, if life throws you interceptions, just remember: even the greatest quarterbacks have their off days. It’s all about how you bounce back and turn those fumbles into touchdowns!

So, to all the broken, abused, flawed, and unwanted out there: strap on your helmets, grab your playbooks, and get ready for the ultimate comeback. Because, when it comes to the game of life, every setback is just another opportunity to score big.

And remember folks: when the final whistle blows, let’s leave a comment in the end zone and get ready for the kickoff of the next chapter. Because with a little humor, a lot of wisdom, and a whole lot of heart, there’s nothing we can’t tackle together! ????