I Can Use My Craft By Lady Jane

I can use my Craft

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

10:32 AM

I can use my Craft

Drink and get away with it as daft

Because I also have Uber

Know when and how to use her

Thank you Christ

The day is bright

Or maybe it was me

Wishing and hoping I could and would be

More than a manager

And wearing a tan like the bag handler

On my next cargo stop

May the buses never pop

But one day Whole Foods

Will know more than they use too

For I know just what to do

And one day I will walk away with them too

For I may be a beginner

But I bounce back like a winner

So pick up your feet

Keep up with the beat

Learn when and where to repeat

And sip less from the springs and meet

The one that will walk with me to meet

The baker and the shaker that will make my heart skip that beat

May the shark then utter the words

That stake was what he observed

So lessons did and were learned

And steak was how it was churned

But butter was made

And land then was gave

History was then built

Laid at my feet not on a tilt

But never leveraged and on stilts

Because I earned it and wore no guilt

Mortar and pester may have been used

But I was no more then abused

I had learned when it had amused

And so I became that there muse

And drank beer till I refused

Called an Uber and did use

Went to Whole Foods

Sold the best of those there goods

Then listened to what I thought was advise

Never listened or questioned it twice

When I rerolled the dice

They all thought what I did was nice

That was why I lived my life twice

So others would know I did it thrice

By Lady Jane