I was attacked by the Girl Scout Cookie Militia

I was attacked by the Girl Scout Cookie Militia

I was involved in an altercation last week that involved my friend Blake, four boxes of Thin Mints, and a gaggle of gay men.

Blake happens to be my Girl Scout Cookie dealer.

I was meeting him at our local gay bar to collect my four boxes of Thin Mints.

I strolled in promptly at five, my eyes fixed on the plastic bag sitting on the bar counter with my beloved Thin Mints inside.

Before I had a chance to sit down, the three gay guys sitting across from Blake saw me and exclaimed, "Oh THIS is the woman who's getting the Thin Mints?!"

Their eyes murderous, they shouted,

"HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SAMOAS!"

"THIN MINTS TASTE LIKE STALE PEPPERMINT PATTIES!!"

(I'd also like the record to show that they were NOT playing.?I've truly never been involved in a more bizarre altercation regarding a cookie.)

I wish I could tell you I was making this up, but I have several witnesses who heard my impassioned defense of the glory of the Thin Mint.

After what felt like several minutes, the Girl Scout Cookie Militia calmed down and we broke bread over a pack thin mints (which, I might add, they gobbled up).

In a world that's already so divided, I had hoped that Girl Scout cookies could serve as the great unifier.

But some people will always find a reason to dislike us!

Even if it's over a freaking cookie!!!

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Knowing what to look for will free you from having to work with your own "cookie monsters".

Often we're scared to turn away a client because we aren't sure where the next one will come from.

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David Rakowski

Your guide for writing that works | Partnering with legal and B2B to solve business problems with content and copywriting | Bringing humanity to the table, because AI is neither artificial nor intelligent.

2 年

Hey Laura---sorry to hear about that, but apparently you're not the only one: https://www.insider.com/girl-scout-cookies-harassment-planned-parenthood-abortion-unhealthy-palm-oil-2022-2 (aka this is why we can't have nice things)

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Sonia Benson

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2 年

Sorry you had to go through that. I love that you are sharing your experience to help others learn

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Melanie Weller

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2 年

If that doesn't prove how deeply we are in an era of addiction to dogma, I don't know what does!

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