How very dare they!

Just when I thought spam was only constrained to my email.... Thank you so very much to Grosvenor Mobility for having leveraged my data from somewhere, assuming my state of physical decline from my date of birth, and subsequently offering me a generous discount on "mobility furniture". If you're going to assume my mobility levels, feign the "personal touch" with a faux handwritten "Sir/Madam", then you could have taken a punt on assuming my gender as well!

Thank you for the kind offer of the buy one get one free or 40% off plus ￡350 discount, but, for the next 30 years or so, I think I'll decline (please don't take that as permission to write to me again in 2054).

In fairness, the furniture looks very comfortable and I'm a little alarmed that I have the same pair of slippers placed as shown in the photo, placed neatly beside one of your speciality adjustable beds.