How to ?????? Pitch your Services to a Potential Client.
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How to ?????? Pitch your Services to a Potential Client.


Sam is a hooman, and this guy's been clogging your head for quite some time now.

He could turn out to become a noice client for you, but you're kinda unsure about how to convincingly pitch your services.

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Oh, Sam you're so handsome.

Oh, Sam you write sooooooooooo well! I could literally hire you for myself!

Oh, Sam this... Oh Sam that.

???????????? ??: Stawp. Flattery will get you nowhere (it might lead you somewhere else all together).

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Oh, Sam, don't hire Kan Doe. I am better.

Dieran Krew? His work stinks. Even his name sounds like the fruit Durian.

Did you know she runs an OF alongside this job?

???????????? ??: Stawp. Denigrating others won't help. Instead, highlight your skills.

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Sam, your content sucks.

Sam, your landing page looks like shit.

Sam, you have a terrible voice.

???????????? ??: Stawp. Just because flattery is a big, fat NO doesn't mean you'll do this. Suggest ways in which you can help him improve, but don't make it sound awful.

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Sam, no free sample. Send me cash now!

Why should I help you out for free?

Send me your kidney then.

???????????? ??: Stawp. Provide more at the start. Gain his trust. He will reward you eventually.

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What?!!! You won't hire me? You suck.

Reply to me every 10.3 seconds!

How dare you ignore me? Hope you rot in hell!

???????????? ??: Stawp. This will surely ensure that your future rots in hell. Sam will start leaving negative reviews about you everywhere.

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Balwinder Singh

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Vaishnavee .

Content Writer for B2B & SaaS businesses | SEO | Digital Marketing | Proofreader that Perfects Your Work

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Loved the Article!!!?? (Can't stop laughing)??????

Shvam Guptaa

Ecommerce & LinkedIn Specialist | Co-Founder at AES | Certified Amazon & Flipkart Professional ?? | eBay Expert | Social Media Strategist | Influencer Marketing Expert | E-Commerce Growth Consultant

11 个月

Great tips! Building a relationship with potential clients is key to success. Thank you for sharing.

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