How to Lose a Client in 24 Hours: A Masterclass by ACT Fibernet.
Vikram Vijayakumar
?? Fat Loss & Strength Coach | NASM CPT | Helping Busy Professionals Lose Fat & Build Muscle Online
Gather around, folks! Let me share with you an exclusive, step-by-step guide on how to completely shatter a client’s trust in less than a day—courtesy of ACT FIBERNET .
Step 1: Relentlessly Pester the Client Start with regular, never-ending calls from your sales team. When the client finally agrees to take your service, don’t stop there. Why would you? Call them again at 9:30 PM, because who doesn’t love late-night sales pitches?
Step 2: Make False Promises with a Smile When the client finally caves in, give them your word—promise that the installation will be done by 6 PM, knowing full well that it won’t be. Why? Because commitments are just suggestions, right?
Step 3: Take the Money and Vanish After the client submits all documents and makes the payment, vanish like a magician. Ignore their calls, dodge their queries, and don’t forget to send a message informing them the installation will be delayed—after it’s too late for them to adjust their plans. Who cares if they lose 2000 bucks in the process?
Step 4: Inconvenience Them Even More Finally, have your technician call at 7:50 PM, ask for their location, and then—here’s the kicker—switch off the phone. Perfect!
ACT FIBERNET , congratulations! You’ve successfully wasted my time, sabotaged my client meeting, and made me question your professional ethics—all before even providing the service. And they say the first impression is the best impression… well, this one’s a masterpiece!
Let’s just say, my confidence in the after-service support is soaring… straight into the ground. ACT FIBERNET , when can I expect this rollercoaster to end?
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