How to kick yourself out of the dormitory on the first week
At 6:32, might I add.
Today we woke up with my roommate at 5:45, he because he had a running nose and sore throat, and I because he had a running nose and sore throat.
What did we do, then?
You only got to choose one.
Got your answer?
If you chose a), then I’m disappointed in you because you’ve chosen the least possible option that two, in-their-prime young men could’ve chosen.
Now you’ve got a 50/50 chance.
Get another shot.
If you chose b), I’ve got good news.
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Those activities would be excellent for anyone trying not to feel like a zombie from the moment of waking up.
But in our flash of brilliance, we’ve chosen option c) and went into the dormitory kitchen to practice kickboxing. In a true accordance to the intended purpose of the room.
The only problem?
There was a camera up in the corner and the receptionist came up - but only after 20 minutes of action.
(I think he enjoyed watching the sparring session)
After a brief period of shouting, he told us to come down to the reception.
We thought that he might kick us out or something,?
“WHAT do you think is the purpose of the KITCHEN? It’s definitely not built for two random guys to punch and kick the furniture where other students would cook their lunch and dinner!”
Fair point.
But thankfully he didn’t do anything. He only warned us so it wouldn’t happen again.
The copywriting lesson?
You don’t know the boundaries of your audience until you cross them. You don’t know the maximum possible extent which jokes you can make, what things and occasional swear words you can use, or what’s the maximum frequency you can mail them at until they throw up their hands in anger and unsubscribe from your list.
Do what you want with this.
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