HOW TO BE CREATIVE

Ah, creativity! That elusive muse that everyone chases but only the chosen few seem to catch. Fear not, for today, I reveal the sacred ritual to summon the creative spirit—or at least appear like you have:

1. The Art of Problem Identification: Start by figuring out what the heck you're actually trying to solve. This is crucial. You can't fix what you don't understand, but hey, pretending to ponder deep questions works just as well.

2. Window Worship: Spend quality time gazing out of the window. If nothing else, you'll look profoundly contemplative or like you’re considering a career change.

3. Strategic Escapism: Take a break. Better yet, take several. They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. Maybe your creativity will miss you enough to come back.

4. Digital Staring Contest: Stare at your computer screen. The winner gets a spark of inspiration, or at least you'll look busy when your boss walks by.

5. Environmental Roulette: Go outside. A change of scenery might not spark creativity, but at least you're getting some vitamin D.

6. Notebook Nullity: Stare at a blank notebook. It's like a staring contest with your inner muse. Spoiler: the muse usually wins.

7. Ceiling Revelations: Go to bed and stare at the ceiling. It's like watching paint dry but without the exciting fumes.

8. Midnight Genius Strike: Just as you’re drifting off, have a groundbreaking idea that will change the course of humanity. Quick, write it down, or—oh, who am I kidding? You won’t remember it.

9. Amnesia Morning: Wake up, forget everything, and start all over because creativity is just the art of hiding your sources—and your forgetfulness.

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