How To Be Cool

Well, the easiest way is to get an AC. But that works in summer, when it's hot. Not when your butt is freezing.?

There could be some harder ways. Some of them you could try and tell me what works-

1. Follow the Bhagwad Gita- I mean, do your thing, don't worry a lot about consequences.

2. Eat ice cream, or kulfi.? Coolfi- get it?

3. Add ice to whatever you are drinking. Not too much.

4. Find some shade. Not the shady kind.

5. Dance in the rain.

6. Read blogs. Especially mine, which gives you cool advice.

7. Watch films that are cool. Like Jaane bhi do yaaro, or Laapata Ladies.

8. Listen to music that's cool. Not sure what it is now, you will have to find out. Michael Jackson and Jethro Tull were, at one time.

9. Travel to places that you think are cool.

10. Just be yourself- I think that's cool.