How not to code!!! (No pun intended)

Attention all coders! Are you tired of writing code that actually works? Do you want to leave your colleagues scratching their heads and wondering what on earth you were thinking? Well, fear not! I'm here to share some tips on how NOT to code. ??

First off, forget all those pesky coding standards and best practices. Who needs 'em? Just write your code however you want, with no regard for things like readability or maintainability. ?? Bonus points if your code looks like a jumbled mess of random characters!

Another great way to write terrible code is to ignore error handling. Just let those exceptions fly and hope for the best. ?? Who needs to worry about edge cases or user input validation? Certainly not you!

And let's not forget about the comments. Who has time for those, am I right? Just assume that anyone who looks at your code will be able to magically understand it without any explanation. ??

Now, I know what you're thinking - "but won't this make my code impossible to debug?" Ah, but that's the beauty of it! Not only will your colleagues have no idea what your code does, but they'll also have no idea how to fix it when it inevitably breaks. It's like a puzzle that nobody wants to solve! ?? ♀?

In all seriousness, coding is a serious business and writing bad code can have serious consequences. So please, for the love of all that is good and holy, write your code with care and attention to detail. Your colleagues (and your future self) will thank you! ??

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