THIS IS HOW BAD INFLATION IS -
THIS IS HOW BAD INFLATION IS:
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Called to get Blue Book Value on my car. They asked if gas tank was full or empty.
A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
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2 年Lol ??
Senior Portfolio Manager
2 年I heard that White House is rolling back prices at the pump to 1.10 .. they decided to go metric
Money, Balance, Joy author & guide
2 年The White House just asked Websters to change the meaning of "transitory". Yesterday Joe Biden called Tom Brady for deflation advice. The "If you have to ask how much it costs..." rule applies to even more people. At least fewer kids are suffering from affluenza When it comes to inflation, misery really doesn't love company. Money still talks, but it is saying much less. Money may not buy happiness, but inflation causes misery. Remember the good 'ol days, in the middle of the Pandemic?! Living beyond our means has gotten difficult.
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2 年Love those. Add this one. The Dollar Store is now The 5 QUARTER STORE which can go to The 7 QUARTER STORE fast
Senior Portfolio Manager
2 年LMAO .. needed this .. thanks for sharing