???? Holiday Alert! Russell Nomer's Book Bonanza! ????
Russell D. Nomer, CISSP
Information Security, Cybersecurity, Information Governance and Electronic Discovery Management Consultant
Hey LinkedIn Fam,
As we dive headfirst into the holiday season, where the only thing deeper than the snow is our collective denial about our credit card bills, I've got a hot tip for you! ????
Introducing the ultimate holiday gift solution: Books by Russell Nomer! (Yes, books, those things with pages and words, remember?) Available on Amazon [here](https://amzn.to/3Rh47Yn) - because where else?
Why Russell Nomer's books, you ask? Here's why:
1. They Don't Need Batteries: Unlike everything else you'll buy this season, these books won't die on you after 10 minutes of use. Long live the printed word!
2. Intellectual Brownie Points: Gifting a book makes you look smart and thoughtful. Double win! ????
3. Easy to Wrap: They're rectangular. Enough said.
4. Escape Route: Need a break from the family chaos? A book is your one-way ticket to Peaceville, population: you.
5. Laughter Guarantee: Russell's wit is sharper than the carving knife you'll use on your turkey. Or tofurkey. We don't judge.
6. One Size Fits All: No need to awkwardly guess your uncle's shirt size this year. Books fit everyone! (Well, except for e-books, but you get the point).
So, click the link, grab a copy or ten, and watch your loved ones' faces light up (or at least watch them politely pretend to be thrilled). Happy Holidays, and may your reading be merry and bright!
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