Hiring...?
?? Dear Recruiters, A Friendly Reminder… ??
If your Data Analyst job post includes:
?? Entry-level role—requires 8+ years of experience.
?? Must be a SQL wizard, Python guru, AI specialist, and part-time fortune teller.
?? Fast-paced environment" (translation: constant chaos, no documentation, and weekly ‘urgent’ requests that no one reads).
?? Competitive salary" (but won’t tell you what it is—surprise! ??).
…just go ahead and add "Must walk on water and perform miracles on demand" at this point. ??
Oh, and if you’re planning to ghost candidates after 3 rounds of interviews, at least send a "We’ve moved forward with other applicants" email so we can frame it as a souvenir.
Let’s set some realistic expectations, shall we? ??
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