Hey DOE! Show Us What You Got
Valarie Apperson
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You know...it occurred to me that the main (traceable) reason that weed became basically legal in most cities is because of how much city people whined about it. They just wouldn't stop getting in trouble for it. It was SUCH an inconvenience. Just let them have it. There's OTHER things to worry about.
In that same spirit, I will officially be on a never-ending-little-girl-whining-fit about how the Department of Energy totally has cool alien shit in the back that could help us with global warming/climate change. I don't WANT to recycle plastic when we ALL know no one buys the recycled plastic. I don't WANT to. WAAA!!!
What I DO want is for us to have more conversation about things like these links (zero carbon emission fuel).
Quit d|cking around, Department of Defense. Come on man....We KNOW you got shit back there. We CAN....well...let's just say... we know there's stuff. And if there isn't, can you pretty please redirect your focus? I promise to become a comedy star and we'll smooth the WHOLE thing over Rick and Morty style. It's EASY.
More to come. And I will NEVER stop whining about it.
It is the end of summer in NYC...in January. It is hot. I have to take off sweaters. It was just a snow storm that took down everyone's travel plans. Stop fucking around. The public can take it. You have shit in the back. We want to see it.
We want:
A better way out of global warming.
WE WANT IT!!!! WAAAAAA!!!!!! WAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2 年NO scrubs. Just say it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM&list=RDDL7-CKirWZE&index=17
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2 年Microsoft don't kick me off a 4th time. None of your sh^t works if we're all dead.
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2 年Georgetown University Princeton University University of Houston
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2 年bp ExxonMobil Chevron I just thought you might want to get in on this convo....there's MANY ways to make a ton of money. Wanna not BURN to death while we do it? Yeah??? Tag your friends then! (jk I know you won't. But you WILL view. And that's what I'm counting on. WAAA!!!) <3 with love.
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2 年Want it... ??♀? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEJLuJyxLDE