- Hello! George's pizza? - No sir it's Google's pizza.
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- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order, please .
- Well sir, do you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheese, sausage, on a thick crust
- OK! This is it
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is not good
- How do you know?
- We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You have not taken your medicine regularly, as 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets online
- I bought more from another Pharmacy
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have another source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax return unless you got it from an undeclared income source
-WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, LinkedIn WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without the internet, where there is no mobile phone line and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it expired 5 weeks ago... :)
Be happy - Be Yourself- Have a Great Week. About Michael Doyle As the MD of www.top4marketing.com.au and www.top4.com.au we help businesses turn their website into something that:
? generates thousands of website visitors per week.
? generates hundreds of thousands of page views per month
? converts visitors into leads
? converts leads into customers’
? converts customers into repeat customers
To find out more about how we can help you, send me a connection request on LinkedIn via [email protected], or send me a message if we are already connected. Stay happy. One of Sydney's web marketing experts at https://www.top4marketing.com.au/ and www.top4.com.au We always could do with some work so please contact me or pass on my details to a friend or colleague that could use our services! Stay Strong - Stay Happy.
