HE DID NOT LIKE WHAT I SAID

I remember a time back when one of my friends says to me after realizing my migration politically. He says, "OH! you republican now?" I responded, “Yes I am." Looking at me with his head all tilted to the side, he smiles and says jokingly; "Damn Barlow, you done turned red neck on me huh?---you a real Uncle Tom now huh Nigga?--------I mean, you went Black Sambow to the max. Baby! I bet you even like that MAGA Trump fool don't ya? " I looked at him with a forced smile and shook my head in the affirmative. He says, "Damn Barlow, what happened to you man? What happened!?" I looked at him and comely said, "The same thing that happened to me, is the same thing that happened to you, BUT, my eyes opened to the man above." He pauses, thinks about it a minute, and then being struck with anxious curiosity, he asks; "Well, then explain what the hell you think happened to my eyes?" Shaking my head vigorously in the negative, I said, "Your eyes were opened to the father of all lies---you went and turned Illuminati on me huh? He looked at me all surprised and upset, and said, "Man I ain't turned no damn Illuminati---what the hell you talking about man?" ---I asked him, "Are you sure about that?” He forcefully asserts, “Hell yeah I’m sure” I reply, “Well, don't you consider yourself to be "woke"? He says, " Yeah I'm woke, I can see things vividly as they really are--unlike yourself." Then I asked for the sake of understanding, "Do you know what woke means? ----It means that you are enlightened." He comments, "Well, what the hell is wrong with that?" I explained to him that, "Illuminati means the same thing as woke, "Enlightened", the problem is, they just changed the name to sucker YOU in. Actually, all the things that the Illuminati believe--you now believe too because you are WOKE; and since the Illuminati are antithetical to the word of God, your eyes and mind are focused downward to your father--- you know, the ONE WHO ENLIGHTENED ADAM AND EVE, the father of some illumination, the light bearer, the angel of light, the little horn, the father of all lies. Ya see, your father is trying to tell people that "BLACK" is the NEW orange or gay; your father is also professing that a man can be a woman, and with all that enlightenment you guys can't even figure out the definition of a woman. Your father tells you that Gender transformation and Homosexuality are normal, and those aborting babies are not really murderers, it's just a matter of their choice. Your father wants you to believe rather than a woman breastfeeding an infant, a man can chest feed an infant. Your father would have you believe that you have outgrown the commandments of God and that all that matters is how you actually feel. Your father would also have you believe that because of your skin color or certain categorical characteristics you are oppressed or marginalized and need the assistance of intersectional leverage to succeed. Your father has sent an urgent message to his people of color that if you don't vote Democrat, you ain't black. Through the instruction in evolution and the deception in a climate change crisis, your father has convinced some of your people that there is no God. This is only a very small part of your so-called ENLIGHTENMENT. He steps back, looks at me straight in my eyes, and yells, "WHAT? NEGRO--WHAT?" --I answered, "LOOK AROUND--THINK ABOUT IT, you have a nice day,"

THERE AT THE END OF THE LESSON!!