HAVE YOU HAD AN IRISH SMILE TODAY????
WITH EVERYTHING BE IRREGULAR, WE HAVE MISSED SOME ST. PATRICK'S DAY EVENTS.....SO, HERE IS A LITTLE HUMOR TO MAKE YOU SMILE!!!!
An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone.
An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and orders three more.
This happens yet again. The next evening the man again orders and drinks three beers at a time, several times. Soon the entire town is whispering about the Man Who Orders Three Beers.
Finally, a week later, the bartender broaches the subject on behalf of the town. "I don't mean to pry, but folks around here are wondering why you always order three beers?"
"Tis odd, isn't it?" the man replies, "You see, I have two brothers, and one went to America, and the other to Australia. We promised each other that we would always order an extra two beers whenever we drank as a way of keeping up the family bond."
The bartender and the whole town was pleased with this answer, and soon the Man Who Orders Three Beers became a local celebrity and source of pride to the hamlet, even to the extent that out-of-towners would come to watch him drink.
Then, one day, the man comes in and orders only two beers. The bartender pours them with a heavy heart. This continues for the rest of the evening: he orders only two beers. The word flies around town. Prayers are offered for the soul of one of the brothers.
The next day, the bartender says to the man, "Folks around here, me first of all, want to offer condolences to you for the death of your brother. You know-the two beers and all..."
The man ponders this for a moment, then replies, "You'll be happy to hear that my two brothers are alive and well. It's just that I, meself, have decided to give up drinking for Lent."
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4 年An irishman walks in to a irish bar in boston. just think a irish bar in boston. He sit at the bar drinking. 30 minutes later another man walks in, sit next to the other man. 30 minutes goes by and the first man say You look like an irishman, what part ar ye from. the man says Im from dublin, first man smacks the bar says I also from dublin, let me buy you a round. so he does, 30 minute later the first man says So where you grow up in Dubln. 2nd man says OH i grew up on mudoodle street. Well the first man again smacks the bar and says I grew up on that street, let me buy you a round. 30 minutes goes by and the first man ask So where did you go to school, 2nd man says O I went to St Mary HS. Again the first man smacks the bar and says I went to that HS let me buy you a round. 30 minutes later the door opens and a man steps in.He looks around the room and see the two and the bar keeper. He says I se you having a slient night in here Shuan. Bar tender says I am Sean its just me and the mckenize brother getting drunk again
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4 年Yes since I'm irish
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4 年I'm Indian/Irish so I smile most of the time Mr Duane
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4 年YES, DUANE. MY WIFE'S, IRISH EYES ARE SMILING. ??????????????????????????????????????