Have a Good Weekend as Outlined by Our AI Attorney

I hope you have a great weekend! But just in case I had Claude.ai write this up. Please keep in mind I'm not an attorney and I have no clue if this is binding. It's just for fun.

WEEKEND ENJOYMENT DISCLAIMER AND LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

The following statement ("Statement") is made in connection with the expression of well-wishes for a potentially enjoyable weekend period ("Weekend Wishes") by the issuer ("Wisher") to the recipient ("Recipient"). By acknowledging receipt of the Weekend Wishes, the Recipient agrees to be bound by the terms and conditions set forth herein.

NATURE OF WEEKEND WISHES 1.1. The Weekend Wishes are provided on an "as is" and "as available" basis, without any warranties or conditions (express or implied, including the implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement). 1.2. The Wisher does not guarantee, represent, or warrant that the Recipient's weekend experience will meet the Recipient's requirements or expectations.

LIMITATION OF LIABILITY 2.1. To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, in no event shall the Wisher be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or exemplary damages, including but not limited to: a) Damages for loss of profits, goodwill, use, data, or other intangible losses; b) Damages related to the inability to experience a "good" weekend; c) Damages related to any activities undertaken or not undertaken during the weekend period; d) Damages for personal injury, emotional distress, or mental anguish; e) Damages resulting from acts of God, force majeure, or other circumstances beyond the Wisher's control. 2.2. The Wisher's total liability for any claim arising out of or relating to this Statement or the Weekend Wishes shall not exceed the sum of one dollar ($1.00).

INDEMNIFICATION 3.1. The Recipient agrees to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless the Wisher from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, and expenses, including without limitation reasonable attorney's fees and costs, arising out of or in any way connected with the Recipient's access to or use of the Weekend Wishes.

ASSUMPTION OF RISK 4.1. The Recipient acknowledges and agrees that there are inherent risks associated with weekends, including but not limited to: a) Disappointment due to unmet expectations; b) Fatigue from excessive relaxation or strenuous activities; c) Potential for unfavorable weather conditions; d) Interpersonal conflicts with family, friends, or strangers; e) Financial losses incurred during leisure activities. 4.2. The Recipient voluntarily assumes all such risks, whether known or unknown, foreseeable or unforeseeable.

NO GUARANTEES 5.1. The Wisher makes no guarantees regarding: a) The quality of the weekend; b) The availability of desired activities or resources; c) The behavior or actions of third parties encountered during the weekend; d) The outcome of any plans or events scheduled for the weekend.

FORCE MAJEURE 6.1. The Wisher shall not be liable for any failure of or delay in the performance of the Weekend Wishes for the period that such failure or delay is due to causes beyond its reasonable control, including but not limited to acts of God, war, strikes or labor disputes, embargoes, government orders, or any other force majeure event.

SEVERABILITY 7.1. If any provision of this Statement is found to be unenforceable or invalid, that provision shall be limited or eliminated to the minimum extent necessary so that this Statement shall otherwise remain in full force and effect and enforceable.

ENTIRE AGREEMENT 8.1. This Statement constitutes the entire agreement between the Wisher and the Recipient with respect to the subject matter hereof and supersedes and replaces all prior or contemporaneous understandings or agreements, written or oral, regarding such subject matter.

GOVERNING LAW 9.1. This Statement shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the jurisdiction in which the Weekend Wishes were issued, without regard to its conflict of law provisions.

ACKNOWLEDGMENT 10.1. By proceeding with the weekend following receipt of the Weekend Wishes, the Recipient acknowledges that they have read this Statement, understood it, and agree to be bound by its terms and conditions.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the Recipient hereby acknowledges the aforementioned terms and conditions governing the receipt and use of the Weekend Wishes, with full understanding that the nature of weekends is inherently unpredictable and that the Wisher bears no responsibility for the actual quality or outcome of said weekend.