Happy St Paddy's Day! To you and 'your ones'!

For the day that's in it.... these are some of my favourite cheesy Irish sayings (that we never say or ever said!).

1. Top of the morning to ya! - Nope, never said this in my life nor know of any Irish person who has.
2. If you’re enough lucky to be Irish, you’re lucky enough! (Thought it?for sure, but why rub it in?)
3. There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish and those who wish they were. (See above)
4. Irish diplomacy is the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he looks forward to making the trip (Ok, I may have said this or something like it).?
5. May misfortune follow you the rest of your life, but never catch up. (Nope, that's actually quite miserable.)
6. May your home always be too small to hold your friends (If anyone has visited Ireland since the 'Celtic Tiger' you'd know that Irish houses (in the?countryside at?least) are massive, not likely to apply.)
7. In Heaven there is no beer that’s why we drink it here! (Can't really ignore all those stereotypical drinking references can we?)
8. May God bless and keep in good health your enemies’ enemies (Not to be read after a few pints!)
9. May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past. ( Easier just to wish someone 'all the best for the future' don't you think?)
10. Here’s to you and yours and to mine and ours. And if mine and ours ever come across to you and yours, I hope you and yours will do as much for mine and ours as mine and ours have done for you and yours! (Try saying that at the end of the night!)

Ah, I could,?go on, go on, go on, go on........

Have a good one!

Ruby