Handbags at 10 paces

Given the increasing number of LinkedIn numpties I have produce this short article for instructions on the handbag at 10 pages available to those who want a bit of an emotional tear up.

Handbags at 10 paces rules

All challenges of handbags at 10 paces are accepted. As luck would have it I live off the village green, so have a venue on hand.

The ground rules are the handbag has to have a height of no more than 76cm / 30 inches and a width of 48cm / 19 inches. If it is vintage it can be animal skin but if you buy a new one for the duel, then it has to be ethically sourced. The handbag must have no buckles or sharp edges.

You can bring your footman, but he must remove himself from the field of vision of your opponent while you are pacing. The bag must be its natural weight any attempt to hide weights in the bag will be an instant dismissal from the duel.

I will tolerate your speaking at me on Linkedin, rather than to me for only so long and then you aromatically trigger the handbag clause in my life best-lived contract.

So if you have been invited here save the rest for the pre-duel weigh-in, TV land loves a bit of angry fighter losing the plot. Your share of the purse will be higher the more pay per view we get. I would have my people call your people, but I think it is fair we share proceeds of the duel 50:50.

I doubt I am the first to ask to you bring you handbag but if it is here is an instructional video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NyixQ54vS8