The Greatest Injustice of Our Time!

I hope you're all sitting down for this because what I'm about to tell you is truly mind-blowing. Yours truly was not invited to the presidential debate last night. That's right. The hosts of the debate, in their infinite wisdom, decided that the man who could bring Systematic MAGIC? to the White House was not worth their precious stage time.

What were they thinking? I can only assume they didn’t want someone who actually knows how to make America magical again.

Let’s review the issues, shall we? Here’s what went down and what I would have said were I invited:

Border and Immigration

• Biden: Advocated for a comprehensive immigration reform, which sounds a lot like opening the floodgates and hoping for the best.
• Trump: Wants to build a bigger wall and ramp up deportations, treating immigrants like unwelcome guests crashing his party.

My Response: Immigration should be guided by the principles of individual rights and free trade. We need a system that welcomes productive individuals who want to contribute to our economy and society, while strictly enforcing laws to keep out those who pose a threat. It's about recognizing the value of human capital and allowing it to flourish without compromising our security.

The Economy

- Biden: Promised to boost the economy by investing in green jobs and infrastructure, which is basically code for "let's print more money and hope for the best."

- Trump: Advocated for tax cuts and deregulation, claiming it would spur economic growth, like he's handing out candy at Halloween.

My response:: The only sustainable way to boost the economy is through the recognition of individual rights and the elimination of coercive interference. This means slashing taxes, abolishing unnecessary regulations, and letting the free market work its magic. True prosperity comes from productive individuals creating value, not from government handouts or manipulative economic policies.

Healthcare

- Biden: Wants to expand Obamacare and introduce a public option. Essentially, he thinks more government involvement will fix the mess it created.

- Trump: Wants to repeal and replace Obamacare but is a bit vague on the details, like he's trying to sell you a mystery box.

My Response: Healthcare should be a free market, not a government-controlled disaster. When we let competition drive innovation and efficiency, costs will drop and quality will rise. Individuals must have the freedom to choose and trade value for value without bureaucratic interference.

Education

- Biden: Pushed for free community college and student debt forgiveness, a classic move to win the youth vote by offering them free stuff.

- Trump: Suggested more school choice and vocational training, which is a step in the right direction but still doesn't address the root of the problem.

My Response: Education should be privatized and driven by market demands. Government interference has turned our education system into a breeding ground for mediocrity. Let educators compete, innovate, and cater to the needs of students, preparing them for a world where they can thrive as rational, independent individuals.

Barbs and Retorts: The Morris Way

- To Biden: "Throwing taxpayer money at every problem doesn’t solve it, Joe. It just makes the problem more expensive and perpetuates dependency."

- To Trump: "Your tax cuts are a start, Don, but without a fundamental shift towards a free market, it’s like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic."

Folks, if you want real change, not just empty promises and hot air, it's time to make your voice heard. Vote for me, Vance Morris. Let's bring the magic back to America, one customer experience at a time.

Remember, you won't profit unless you vote for me,

Vance "candidate for president and I approved this message" Morris