Great Laugh

This is not mine I thought I'd pass it on to you for a great laugh  

Seriously??? So i'm at Walmart buying a bag of dog food. While in the checkout line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, right??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. I'm starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet. All you do is load your pockets with food nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well, and I'm going to try it again.(I should add that practically everyone in the line was now enthralled with my story.) horrified, this chick asked if I ended up in ICU because the dog food poison me. I told her ,No ,I stepped off the curb to sniff a poodles ass and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard!!!!