The Great Democratic Panic of 2024

Governor Newsom’s Latest Act: The “Newsom Preservation Strategy”

In what can only be described as political artistry, Governor Gavin Newsom has signed a law banning local voter ID requirements, set to take effect January 1, 2025. You might be thinking, "Wait, isn't that a little late for the 2024 presidential election?" Well, you're not wrong. Timing is everything, and this one's almost as precise as California’s infamous traffic, always a bit delayed.

Fear Factor: Sacramento Edition

With California already resembling a one-party state, the sudden concern over voter ID requirements raises some interesting questions. Perhaps there’s a disturbance in the force? Could Governor Newsom and friends be hearing political footsteps behind them, echoing down the Capitol halls? Stay tuned for the plot twist, it’s not good per se, but it might just be worth the popcorn.

The Newsom Legacy: Voter ID Aversion

As the Governor faces term limits, it seems he’s left his party with a parting gift, ensuring voters won’t be asked for ID anytime soon. "Don’t worry folks! We’ve safeguarded democracy by… not checking who’s voting. You’re welcome!" Is it a selfless act of voter protection, or just self-preservation? I’ll leave you to draw your own conclusions.

Backroom Deals and Presidential Dreams?

What could possibly be behind this strategic move? A promise of a 2028 presidential bid, perhaps? One can almost hear the whispers in the political backrooms, or maybe that’s just the sound of ambition.

Newsom’s 4D Chess Moves

1. Ban voter ID in 2024

2. Follow the far-left playbook

3. Run for president in 2028

It’s a foolproof strategy. After all, who needs voter integrity when there’s a White House in the future?

The 2028 Vision Board

Fast-forward to the debates in 2028: Newsom stands proudly, declaring, “I protected democracy by ensuring no one asked for voter ID!” A campaign slogan for the ages.

The Long Game

As the new law kicks in just in time for the next gubernatorial race, Governor Newsom clearly has his sights set beyond Sacramento. Why stop at a state when you can aim for the Oval Office? In the grand game of political chess, it seems Newsom is playing 4D while the rest of us are still fumbling with the pieces. Well played, Governor. Well played.