Good Riddance to Epic Fantasy

Yes and hello to swords-and-sorcery or better yet action fantasy. Sick of those boring epic fantasy yarns with talking dragons, fairy maidens, flute-playing elves, nice old wizards, and evil sorcerers about as evil as your ninth grade algebra teacher? Then download "Deathsteel" on Amazon. Nothing but cold steel and hot babes. Lin Carter, Robert E. Howard, L. Sprague de Camp, and H.P. Lovecraft may have been buried under tons of crap put out by these epic fantasy idiots (who can't write either dialogue or scenes nor plot a story), but Cullen is here to dig them out.

Here's a sample:

Another band appeared, larger this time, about thirty or more, doubtless the last of Birnon’s once formidable army. Birnon barked an order, causing him to clutch his ribs and grimace with pain. The riders dismounted and formed a line. Cullen pressed toward them, his sword upright. The henchmen encircled him.

“What manner of sword is that?” one of Birnon’s men asked another. “It seems to burn with its own fire.”

“Come closer and you’ll find out,” Cullen said. “It burns with the wrath of my gods.”

“Men, I will triple the pay of the first one to bring me Cullen’s head,” Birnon declared.

Epic fantasy? Give me a break.

Here's the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B073RX9BGX

And don't forget the other Cullen books, "The Sword of Cullen" and "Redgust". "Shangar" is in the works. "The Sword of Cullen"s has been reworked by the way. We rushed it out too fast last summer and ended with typos, grammatical errors, and sloppy writing. It's much, much improved.

In the works: A 3-D animated short showing Cullen Redgust in action.

A comic book.

A rock-star quality website devoted entirely to our hero.

More books!

So you can stick with that epic fantasy trash everybody is trying his or her untalented hand at writing or you enter the fantastic world of Cullen Redgust.