Gnome garden raided

The Gnome police raided a Gnome garden on the Norfolk Broads at 9.30am this morning after responding to an illegal gnome rave.

It's reported 42 gnomes had gathered in one garden for a party which was getting out of control.

Although the music was in small quantities, Ermintrude the cow was so high on grass she jumped over the moon. Brian the Buddha who organised the event was reported to be fined two beef steaks chips and gravy. Larry the lamb was found to be minted. Freddy the fisherman was caught with his rod exposed as a cheat using bait not found in little shops on the corner. Wood and Land two well known cricket gnomes were knocking six balls over the garden shed. Roger the rugby player was in a ruck with Freddie the footballer, and it's reported model gnomes from the front garden were secretly smuggled into the back garden for a photo session with the meerkats, hoping no one was looking.

Officers at the scene said this was a flagrant breach of local gnome lockdown policy, and it sends a stern warning to Gnome raves that this sort of behaviour will not be tolerated.