The Geological Olympics...?

The Geological Olympics...?

The global geological Olympics, envisaged for 2024...

Events currently under consideration...:

Main stadium

  • 20 kg rock-sample rucksack 5000 m
  • Running away fast 100m
  • Random angry mammal evasion 200 m
  • Random angry insect-swarm evasion 50 m
  • Electric-fence steeplechase
  • [Geological] hammer throw
  • Sample-box shotput
  • Rock and hammer baseball
  • Notebook discus
  • Ammonite discus
  • Computer target-javelin

At the pool

  • Boulder splash
  • River-crossing 50m
  • Scuba rock-haul
  • Swamp-mud escape
  • Wet map reading
  • High-tide challenge
  • Slippy seaweed slide
  • Stone skimming (sedimentary)
  • Stone skimming (igneous)
  • Stone skimming (metamorphic)
  • Pumice rafting

The rock-wall

  • Crevasse long-jump
  • Scree-slope downhill
  • Scree-slope uphill
  • Helmet rock-header
  • Free-style geo-scream
  • Precipice boulder roll

Outcropodrome

  • Speed sketching
  • Speed colouring-in
  • Source-rock sniffing
  • Lava-flow pole vault
  • Lava-scree boot shredding
  • Venomous reptile charming
  • Grain-size taste-testing
  • Geological hammer concretion smashing
  • Find-a-fossil
  • Speed-digging
  • Stinging nettle high-jump
  • Wind-tunnel tent chase
  • Free-style uncontrolled fall
  • Strike & dip 200
  • Outcrop-whispering
  • Stalagmite balancing
  • Stalactite grip-hang
  • Cobble Jenga
  • Cobble juggling

Race-course

  • Van speed-fording
  • Speed axle-breaking
  • Hire-van stream-bed 5k
  • Stuck-in-the-mud speed escape
  • Cliffside outcrop parking
  • Outcrop speed-stop
  • Outcrop speed-reversing
  • Forgotten colleague retrieval race
  • Pushing-the-van 1500m

The lab

  • Hydrofluoric speed-fizz
  • Microscope point-count
  • Foraminifera flicking
  • Rock-colour chart 200
  • Granite rock-crushing
  • Lost sample finding

Officedrome

  • Geological time-scale speed recitation
  • Modelling program speed-crashing
  • Jargon invention
  • Question evasion
  • Creative numeracy
  • Creative contouring
  • Stereonet 500
  • Conclusion long-jump
  • Guess-that-volume
  • Pin the X on the prospect

In the ring

  • Engineer goading
  • Geophysicist wrestling
  • Petrophysicist frustrating
  • Management befuddling

Venue locations are yet to be decided, but leading contenders are:

  • Scotland
  • Galapagos
  • Grand Canyon
  • Iceland
  • Alps
  • Red Lion, Slough

Suggestions for additional events and venues welcome.?

James Scorgie

Reservoir Geologist at Petrostrat and Trustee (Director) at Formby Pool Trust

3 年

This is brilliant Dave, I like the sound of the Strike & dip 200!

Ioannis Alexandridis, PhD

Exploration Geologist - Consultant at HEREMA S.A.|| Researcher & Invited lecturer (AUTH)

3 年

Hahahaha! VERY inspired! I hope the majority of these are from others' narrations and not from your own experiences!

Richard Fink

Independent Mining and Minerals Industry Advisor

3 年

If I was only 50 years younger, I'd star at the swamp mud escape. Consider the Andes as a location, it has it all!

I would compete in the structural analysis tournaments.

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