Geography for aliens

If Google’s going to keep renaming stuff based on national priorities, they should go all in:

1. Rename Earth to “Mostly Water” for global users.
2. Add a layer for “Places With the Most Internet Outages.”
3. Introduce “Petty Boundary Mode,” where users see every tiny historical grievance ever recorded.

Despite their flaws, humans have potential. In fact, alien anthropologists note that humanity’s brightest moments often come after their darkest hours. Take the Star Trek vision of Earth: a united planet focused on exploration, innovation, and self-improvement. That’s the future humans dream of—but it only came after they nearly destroyed themselves.