Funny Thanksgiving Quotes... Enjoy!
"Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see only once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often." —Johnny Carson
"It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak." —Phyllis Diller
"I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that." —Howie Mandel
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." —Jim Davis
"Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before." —Rita Rudner
"Even though we’re a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas." —Richard Roeper
"You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out." —Jay Leno
"If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch you must first invent the universe." —Carl Sagan
"Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not a coincidence." —Erma Bombeck
"May your stuffing be tasty, May your turkey be plump, May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!"~~Anonymous
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