Funny Scammer Story
Aaron Birnbaum
Security Savvy Speaker | vCISO | TRaViS ASM Founder | Cybersecurity Whisperer | CISSP | MBA Thoughts, opinions, rants, etc. are my own and are in no way affiliated with any employer/partner/contractor/babysitter/relative
Surprise, there are scammers on LinkedIn! Most of them are annoying, and they always try to take you to another platform.
Normally, I wouldn't share, but this time I wanted to see how long it would take
I don't know if this is due to bad translation issues or an AI bot, but I make this fun!
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jesse Wu??12:54 PM
Hello, after reading your resume, I think you are a person with rich knowledge and work experience, can you talk about it?
Aaron Birnbaum??12:55 PM
Talk about my work experience?
jesse Wu??12:56 PM
That's a great offer and exactly what I'm sending you to bother you, thank you
Aaron Birnbaum??12:57 PM
So, snakes on a plane then?
jesse Wu??12:59 PM
Did you mean Snake Eye flight?
Aaron Birnbaum??1:03 PM
Exactly! So you get it!
What can I help you with?
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Aaron Birnbaum??1:05 PM
LETS DO THIS!
jesse Wu??1:06 PM
I feel that you are not only great in the field of work, but also have such a humorous way of talking. Chatting with you can keep you in a good mood. Can you add a private chat software to maintain long-term contact?
Aaron Birnbaum??1:07 PM
I prefer to keep this professional on LinkedIn. But you can message me at my OxxxFans site.? https://oxxxfans.com/LongThickFun. We can chat all you want. But it's $3.99 per minute.
jesse Wu??1:08 PM
Okay
Aaron Birnbaum??1:09 PM
Yeah... you're a nasty one aren't you?? You're a bad girl!
jesse Wu??1:11 PM
It just shows that you are an ignorant person, you can't use your ignorance to judge anyone, because you are not qualified, OK
Aaron Birnbaum??1:11 PM
I'm not qualified to do what?? I have a good resume!? Don't cry!
jesse Wu??1:16 PM
Let me tell you that you have a good resume, but you will always be able to work for others and rely on others' charity. What do you think you have to be proud of?
Aaron Birnbaum??1:17 PM
Ummm, have you seen my OxxxFans page??
That's for my Nigerian prince boyfriend.
He appreciates me - as long as I keep sending the money- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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1 年I am confused on your story however I can re-read tomorrow and it may make sense.