Fruit Fight!

if an Apple a day keeps the doctor away…

would a pair of Pears keep ‘em way over there?

a Strawberry (by any name) is just as sweet...

what say you about the fruits that we eat?

Grapefruits ain’t even grapes, don’t touch my plate!

and Cranberries ain’t red, but burgundy instead...

Blueberries are violet? The blue must be silent.

but an Orange is an orange (is an orange is an orange).

now, Watermelons have seeds and grow out of weeds...

and Lemons are sour to fend off the cowards.

Limes are... a lot, lest they’re sucked with a shot.

ever played in the Peach on the sand at the beach?

if an Apple a day keeps the doctor away...

could a pair of Pears keep ‘em way over there?

a Strawberry (by any name) is just as sweet...

what say YOU about the fruits that we eat?

Plums have a pit, a huge seed you can spit...

Pomegranates need to chill, they don’t even look real.

now, Kiwis are scary (because they’re so hairy)...

and Coconuts burn fat, they’re kind like that.

Grapes make wine, stomped out of vines.

while Raisins become from too much sun.

Mangoes we eat, though they’re nowhere near neat...

but Bananas have seals that are easy to peel.

if an Apple a day keeps the doctor away...

could a pair of Pears keep ‘em way over there?

a Strawberry (by any name) is just as sweet...

what say YOU about the fruits that we eat?

you can find Cucumbers sprouting down under...

and Avocados would be fruit (if they told us the truth)!

Peppers are liars, fake veggies for hire...

and Figs grow on twigs, while Papayas grow higher.

Pineapples’ crowns are the prickliest in town...

and my Apricots are dry (I have no idea why).

Olives are imposters hiding in vodkas

but Cherries on top make everything pop!

if an Apple a day keeps the doctor away...

could a pair of Pears keep ‘em way over there?

a Strawberry (by any name) is just as sweet...

what say you about the fruits that we eat?

For Lack of a Wetter Bird, you can't spell limerick without "lime".