From 5.6-liter V8 Sedan to 2.0-liter I4 crossover

I'm #survivalist and the catastrophe I'm preparing for is 2.0-liter I4 SUVs and illiterate celebrities being professors at HBS and LSE.

In Iran if one loathes open kitchen, he has to make his own home - incidentally,  open kitchen is inimical to families accustomed to home-cooked three meals a day.  As fruits are becoming bigger and bigger but more and more bland, I'm contemplating growing my own fruits.  Perhaps before long, I'm gonna have to make my own sedan. Simply put, Human's wants are digressing from his needs and I see 2.0-liter I4 crossover as the emblem of this catastrophic trend.  

Our lives are becoming more and more jejune, lightweight and banal.  So far I've never bought non-japanese vehicles whether it be utes, trucks or sedans. And I vowed to drive solely japanese sedans until my dying day. A 2.0-liter I4 crossover or SUV is one of the most risible things on the planet. After NX 200t debut, I regard Lexus with disdain. I implore INFINITI not to make I4 crossovers (QX60 is 3.5-liter V6 and I condone its hybrid), at least until I officially buy your Q70 5.6 AWD  in Iran.  

If I lived in the occident, I would have to save some smart and white people to hang out with, happily in Iran, it's not the case. 

Wonders never cease. Having learnt Alex Ferguson would teach at Harvard Business School, which was my dream school, I forewent the pleasure of studying MBA abroad. Recently I was vetting British Universities for a one-year degree and LSE was my first choice, today I understand that a floozie will be visiting professor at the school that Friedrich Hayek has taught.  Should this gruesome wave reach our land, Islamic extremism will be the only choice to help our next generations have a dignified education system.