Fridays Choices
Matthew Sorg, CHST, CESCO
Regional Health & Safety Professional JW Danforth
Good Morning Friends,
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Happy TGIF. As the day begins and the sun rises to bring light to the darkness; what will your Choices be? Winter is here; it’s been mild in our area, but for those of you feeling trapped and dealing with cabin fever, maybe it’s time to venture out and rejuvenate your soul with some sightseeing. It’s a proven fact that it reduces blood pressure and anxiety by being out in nature, no matter the time of year.
Enjoy Your day and realize the many Blessings in your Life.
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Live with intention. Walk to the edge.
?Listen hard. Practice wellness.
?Play with abandon. Laugh. Choose with no regret.
?Appreciate your friends.?Continue to learn.
?Do what you love.?Live as if this is all there is.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
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Was it You?
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Someone started the whole day wrong
Was it you?
Someone robbed the day of its song
Was it you?
Early this morning someone frowned
Someone sulked until others scowled
And soon harsh words were passed around
Was it you?
Someone started the day aright
Was it you?
Someone made it happy and bright
Was it you?
Early this morning, we are told
Someone smiled and all through the day
This smile encouraged young and old
Was it you?
---?Author Unknown
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Friday's Humor.....LOL
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A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minute’s silence, they follow suit. "The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index.
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