Fridays Choices
Matthew Sorg, CHST, CESCO
Regional Health & Safety Professional JW Danforth
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Good Morning Friends,
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Friday is here to remind you that Your week is in the homestretch. Have you been able to keep a positive attitude all week and realize you’re blessings???Life is always going to be challenging, busy, crazy and hectic; it’s the decisions we make during these times that drive us forward. Today message dares us to think outside the box, looking at the opportunities we may have otherwise thought were beyond our reach. Enjoy the day with passion, pleasure and a smile to lighten the hearts of those who cross your path.
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"Risk more than others think is safe. Care more than others think is wise. Dream more than others think is practical. Expect more than others think is possible. "
~ Cadet Maxim
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Why Not You?
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Today, many will awaken with a fresh sense of inspiration.
Why not you?
Today, many will open their eyes to the beauty that surrounds them.
Why not you?
Today, many will choose to leave the ghost of yesterday behind and seize the immeasurable power of today.
Why not you?
Today, many will break through the barriers of the past by looking at the blessings of the present.
Why not you?
Today, for many the burden of self-doubt and insecurity will be lifted by the security and confidence of empowerment.
Why not you?
Today, many will rise above their believed limitations and make contact with their powerful innate strength.
Why not you?
Today, many will choose to live in such a manner that they will be a positive role model for their children.
Why not you?
Today, many will choose to free themselves from the personal imprisonment of their bad habits.
Why not you?
Today, many will choose to live free of conditions and rules governing their own happiness.
Why not you?
Today, many will find abundance in simplicity.
Why not you?
Today, many will be confronted by difficult moral choices and they will choose to do what is right instead of what is beneficial.
Why not you?
Today, many will decide to no longer sit back with a victim mentality, but to take charge of their lives and make positive changes.
Why not you?
Today, many will take the action necessary to make a difference.
Why not you?
Today, many will make the commitment to be a better mother, father, son, daughter, student, teacher, worker, boss, brother, sister, & so much more.
Why not you?
Today is a new day! Many will seize this day. Many will live it to the fullest.
Why not you??
Friday's funny
So Wrong but still Laughing………….
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it."