Founder Built the Smartest Web3 AI App That No One Will Ever Use
? Charles Cormier
I Convert 100 Podcasts Into 10 High-Ticket Clients/Month with AI. | 50X Founder | 100k Finisher | Biohacker | AI Podcaster | 3X Ironman
?? Scene: A LinkedIn post. A tweet. A podcast appearance no one asked for.
?? Bro has built the most technically advanced Web3 AI app ever.
It is futuristic. It is cutting-edge.
It is also…
Completely.
F*cking.
Unusable.
?? Him (posting an over-designed promo video with cyberpunk music):
“The world isn’t ready for what we’ve built. ????”
?? **Bro. The world is more than ready. The world just doesn’t care.
Round 1: The Concept No One Asked For
?? Investor (curious but skeptical):
“So, what does your app actually do?”
?? Founder (leaning in, eyes glowing, about to say some nonsense):
“It’s an autonomous, AI-powered, multi-chain NFT liquidity protocol that dynamically optimizes on-chain governance through adaptive smart contracts.”
?? Sir. What the actual f*ck does that mean?
?? Investor (rubbing temples, trying to make sense of it):
“Okay… so who is the user?”
?? Founder (smug, thinking he just dropped wisdom):
”Early adopters. Visionaries. People who get it.”
?? Translation: No one.
Round 2: The Interface of Doom
?? Potential User (trying to sign up, already confused):
“Alright, let’s check this out.”
?? **App (greeting them with a 15-step wallet integration process):
“Please connect your MetaMask, Phantom, and Polkadot wallets before proceeding.”
?? Bro. I just wanted to see the homepage.
?? User (navigating through three different chains, losing the will to live):
“Where do I… just… use the app?”
?? App (smugly, as if it’s an honor to be this difficult):
“Please verify your Web3 identity through soulbound tokens before access is granted.”
?? Bro. I’m literally begging you to just let me sign in with Google.
Round 3: The Launch Nobody Noticed
?? Founder (posting excitedly on Twitter):
“?? WE ARE LIVE! The next era of Web3 AI is HERE!**”
?? Community (2 likes, 1 bot reply, silence so loud it echoes through the blockchain):
…
?? Bro. The DAO isn’t coming. No one is minting your governance token.
?? Founder (coping, shifting blame already):
“Adoption takes time. We’re just too early.”
?? Sir. No. You built a nightmare factory.
Final Scene: The Inevitable Pivot
?? Founder (three months later, after realizing no one is using it):
“Exciting news! We’re pivoting to Web3 AI SaaS for Enterprises.”
?? Translation:
“We are now selling consulting.”
?? Next Step: He’s on LinkedIn, selling “How to Build a Web3 Startup” courses.
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