Follow me--I'll lead you with Enlightenment!
Common sense leads me to direct my path in life meant to direct you--that's my mission which is why God almighty gifted me with great insight and abilities to use effectively and efficiently to benefit you!
As one-of-the-best-Authors out there--it is with great intention to Enlighten you with eye-opening originality using my intuitional power--insight--knowledge-intelligence-and wisdom granted to me through self-education (autodidact) learning and good genetics.
As a labelled comedian--humor is a necessity in life--I've learned to laugh at myself--others laugh with me not at me. I cannot see the funny me as others do. People tell me on a regular basis I'm funny--I'm simply being myself--is that funny?
Today I humor you with a joke I heard a couple years ago--I love to repeat jokes I find hilarious--many of you who follow my writing may have read this one but here goes again just for the humor of it. An old man leans against a post with a pipe dangling from his mouth gawking at a 19 year-old teen boy across the street sporting a huge red Mohawk hair style. He becomes annoyed at the old fella staring--so he strides across the road towards him. He say's to the old guy--"What's the matter old man--haven't you ever done anything crazy in your life? The old guy lights-up and responds with "Yeah I did, I raped a chicken once and thought you were my kid"
I'm still splitting my gut in laughter!
Today I leave you with something to think about.
If you were a recognized force and everyone knew the unlimited power you possess--how would you change our current world?
Be sure to have a good day today--walk away from bullshit!
And into the light of others!
God bless you!
Donna Thompson
New Author of The Compilations of Foresta Gump avail. Google and Audrey's Bookstore Edmonton Ab.