Fire inspectors

I loved THIS from Seth Goding:

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“Running into a burning building is heroic work. Keeping buildings from burning down in the first place is actually just as important. And it scales more reliably.”

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In my world it could be:

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“Honey, great news, I put all our savings into crypto and they’ve doubled”.

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Sounds much more heroic than…..

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“Honey, great news, I met with a financial planner and we looked at long-term cash flow modelling, and different options and what not and with a bit of discipline we should easily be able to stop work before 60 if we want to and live as comfortably as we do now.”

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You can sling your hook if you expect us to run into your burning building. You most likely set the fire yourself.

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We are fire inspectors, the real heroes in this piece, we could be your heroes too.