Fake PM/SM Chronicles
Zayar Htun,PgMP?,PMP?
Senior Project Manager | Digital Product Manager | PMP Lecturer | PMBOK 7th & PgMBOK 5th Contributor
Have you guys heard of "Fake PM/SM Chronicles"? Let me share the fun terms from that ?? Just For Fun ????
?? The Meeting Addict
A PM who schedules endless meetings but never gets work done.
?? The JIRA Warrior
A Scrum Master who thinks updating JIRA is the same as delivering value.
?? The Buzzword Generator
Uses Agile terms like "sprint," "stand-up," and "velocity" but has no clue how they actually work.
?? The Status Report Fanatic
More worried about how updates look to executives than actually solving problems.
A red status turns green magically after a long email thread.
?? The Hero Complex
A PM who thinks firefighting last-minute issues means good management.
?? Scrum Disaster
one who just reads from the Agile Manifesto but doesn't implement anything.
?? The Micromanager
Thinks controlling every detail is the same as managing.
?? The Ghost
Disappears until there's a problem.
?? The Buzzword PM
Loves Agile but runs everything like a traditional project.
?? The Fake Servant Leader
Says they "serve the team" but only serves upper management.
?? Team Divider
implies they create divisions in the team.
?? Delusional Doer
thinks they’re the only one contributing in the project and they are the only one who is pushing everyone.