The Eye of God, a sneaky plan, and a large sentient asteroid...
Bryce Main
Multi-genre author, mostly Crime fiction. Scottish. Been writing longer than I’ve been wearing big boy’s trousers.
Imagine a world where humour and imminent planetary destruction go hand in hand.
Where technology is rapidly becoming the new ‘God’ worshipped by humanity.
Where falling numbers of believers are threatening the very existence of Heaven, Hell, and Earth.
Imagine a sneaky plan, hatched by the Big Man himself, to pull humanity back from the brink of destruction.
A plan that involves a powerful crystal known as The Eye of God. Created in Heaven and housed in a secret room in The Vatican.
Its job? To tell us what to do if the balance of power been Heaven, Hell, and Earth is ever threatened.
Well…The Eye just started talking. Sort of. And the threat just became real.
Its name is Homer, a large sentient asteroid.
Its job? To collide with Earth. As quickly as possible.
Enter a crack team from Heaven, Hell, and Earth.
Their job? To stop Homer, save everything and everyone. In 147 days. No wait, make that 30 days. Or maybe less.
So, no pressure then.
Heaven Help Us is a book that will definitely make you laugh. Sometimes out loud.
It might even possibly make some of you think very seriously about things you know absolutely nothing about.
Unless you’re one of the lucky few who really do know more than you’re letting on…
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The above is a peek into Heaven Help Us.
It’s a book about things that may, or may not, have happened...to people who may, or may not, have lived...in a place that may, or may not, have existed.
It's about the end of the world. Sort of. Well...nearly.
Depending on your point of view.
And if anyone asks, I plead the fifth.
Anyway, you’ll find it right here, at Amazon, in print and e-book, along with my other books, Ad Lib, Ad Hoc, Ad Infinitum, and Love & Coffee...which are nothing like it.
But don't just take my word for it. Take a peek at the end of the word (or not) for yourself.
And while you're at it...take a peek at the other books, too. If the shit hasn't hit the fan by then...
They're here, waiting for you, whenever you're ready.
Heaven Help Us: https://amzn.to/2nkQ1Jk
Love & Coffee: https://amzn.to/28IWaHq
Ad Lib: https://amzn.to/2kd4LKf.
Ad Hoc: https://amzn.to/2Nx8GL8
Ad Infinitum: https://amzn.to/3pof7Uq
Heaven Help Us: https://amzn.to/2nkQ1Jk