Everybody flush now
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Everybody flush now

Jenny Tomes, APR, CPRC Jenny Tomes, APR, CPRC

Jenny Tomes, APR, CPRC

Assistant Manager - Community Outreach at City of Port St. Lucie

发布日期: 2024年3月14日
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Don't let some skinny imposter sing this Sewer Song in your music video! Own it!

Everybody flush now

Everybody flush now

Give me the t.p.

Give me the t.p.

Everybody flush now

Everybody flush now

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Everybody flush now

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Everybody

Here in your home, down in the pipes

The jam is bad, I think it’s those wipes this time

In the toilet, should be a crime

Grab the plunger, plunge, plunge with the plunger, plunge

And I’m here to remind

Only flush 3 P’s when you drop your pants

Don’t take chance, let’s make a stance

Guys, pull and unfurl, wipe and flush, make it swirl

It's your world and I’m just a girl

Gettin’ songs stuck when you wipe your butt

Don’t flush wipes, that’s what’s up

Pee, Poo, Paper, come on, say “yeah”

Everybody over here, everybody over there

The pipes are clear, P’s are free to move

All the people in the house

Approve (don’t use wipes)

Move (unclog your pipes)

Come on let’s flush, baby

Let the 3 P’s move free

Your mama will agree with me

Flush, flush, flush

Let the 3 P’s move free

Your mama will agree with me

Everybody flush now

Everybody flush now

Everybody flush now

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