The Eight Scariest Recruiting Stories We Ever Heard
Chris Murdock
Recruiting Industry expert, speaker, and business founder. Remembers what it was like before Google and LinkedIn.
This article detailing the scariest recruiting stories was originally published in October 2020. All relevant statistics and copy have been updated as of October 2021.
Halloween is here once again, which means it’s time for us to “scare” the spookiest, creepiest, and downright craziest stories our recruitment consultants have! Sometimes it’s not ghosts or goblins that are the scariest thing you’ll encounter. Sometimes, the creepiest thing you’ll see is a candidate who decides that the best thing to do is show up to their job interview well over the legal limit.
Put on your fuzzy socks, grab your comfiest blanket, and get that bowl of popcorn; we’re about to send shivers down every recruiters’ spine.
Like all good scary stories, these tales are true; only the names were changed to protect the innocent (or not so innocent). The accounts are first-hand, in the words of the talent acquisition expert who lived through the experience. Happy Halloween!
The Reaper
A few years back, I worked at one of the big-name?executive search firms. The policy of my firm was never to delete a candidate out of our ATS. However, every now and then, we would attempt to contact a candidate and discover they had passed away. We would then label the candidate deceased in our database.
One year, I “deceased'' 7 candidates within 11 months, more than any recruiter in history. A deceasing record! My colleagues lovingly nicknamed me “The Reaper.”
The Magician
Once upon a full moon, we had to reject a candidate after an onsite interview. The process went forward with little fanfare or drama, but the real twist was later revealed.
The candidate was moonlighting as a magician (it is worth noting that this was?not?the reason for their rejection, who doesn’t love a little bit of magic from time to time?)
A little while later, a new candidate appeared in our recruiting pipeline. This candidate had some striking similarities to our old magician friend. Tiptoeing forward cautiously, we asked if there was any relation to or if they knew the magician candidate.
What came next made our jaws hit the floor.
The candidate proceeded to tell us that the magician candidate was none other than his identical twin brother. Obviously, we were hesitant to believe this. I mean, what are the odds of having identical twin brothers following the same career path and applying for the same open position??
To back up his claim, the candidate then whipped out his phone to show us doctored photos and fake social media profiles! Our recruiters were too sharp to be fooled. The magician then showed us his real disappearing trick,?ghosting us after the encounter!
The Temper Tantrum
I think we all know what the scariest thing in the world is, and no, I don’t mean that monster hiding under the bed. No, the actual scariest thing to witness — a grown man that is throwing a temper tantrum. When I was working for a different firm, I had the unpleasant experience of first-hand witnessing this event.
A Senior Director at my firm started screaming, stomping his feet, flailing his arms, clenching his fists, turning the color of a ripe tomato in the face — all because he wasn’t getting his way.
The worst part? This was not a one-off occasion. This Senior Director threw tantrums like this multiple times a month! After moving on from the company, I came to find out that he was later convicted and sent to prison for assault.
The Awkward Moment
My crazy story involves one of the most awkward candidate interviews I’ve ever experienced.
The president of my company hopped on a flight with me to meet a candidate in person. We flew over 2,500 miles to sit down and interview this individual, but it took less than 10 minutes for my president to decide she wasn’t the?right candidate for the job.
He simply said, “I’m sorry, you’re not the one for us,” got up and left the room. The?most?awkward silence of my life resulted, as the candidate and I were left sitting there shocked.
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The Heavy Drinker
This should go without saying,?but you should absolutely not show up to your drug test or interview under the influence of drugs or alcohol.?
I was working on converting a contractor to a full-time employee a while back, and I met him at the standard procedural drug test. The initial alcohol test came back at a .08, right at the legal limit. The contractor denied that he was drunk, instead claiming that the breathalyzer had to be broken. So, we waited for 45 minutes and then reran the test.?
It turns out that the breathalyzer wasn’t broken — this time, he blew a .11! It was 8:45 am.
The Mother
Everyone could use their mom to hype them up before an interview. But that doesn’t mean you should invite her to the interview.
That’s right; once I had a candidate bring his actual mom to the interview.
One of our newer hiring managers allowed the candidate to bring his mom into the room for the interview.
Bad. Idea.?
While the mother stayed quiet for the duration of the interview, she felt the need to comment at the end. She spoke up, asking us to hire her son so that he could help to pay for the “new teeth she needed.”
The Cranky Candidate
There’s one thing that truly is scary, and that’s an unhinged candidate bent out on revenge.
Once upon a time, I forgot to send a candidate a calendar invite for our interview. It was a simple mistake, one that anyone could have made.
Before I had the chance to reach out and apologize, she took it upon herself to call me and berate me for this egregious error. Not only did she think it was clearly an intentional mistake on my part, but she felt the need to threaten to reach out to my supervisor and CEO to get me fired.
This angry candidate then did her research. She found the emails to all of our company’s upper management, including the CEO, founder, and practice managers. She sent a scathing review, demanding I be fired immediately. Not only that, she chose to use some rather non-PC names and terms to describe me, solidifying the toxicity of her personality in writing.
Fortunately, my company's management forgave me and decided it was the candidate that was crazy-scary. We took her out of our database and never contacted her again!
The Toupee
Several years ago, when I was working for an agency, I was in the market for the perfect candidate for a very rare type of software developer.
I found the developer and scored him a coveted interview at a large oil company; we were quite excited for him to fly in for the interview. Until this point in our professional relationship, we had only communicated over the phone or email, so we had never met face to face.
When the day came, I went to pick him up from his hotel to drive him to his interview. As I roll up to the hotel, I see him standing there. He was hard to miss since he was wearing a purple toupee.
That’s right.?A. Purple. Toupee.?While we don’t discriminate based on hair color. The purple toupee was not the right fit for this role!
Our team at IQTalent Partners wishes you a safe, spooky, and fun Halloween. We hope you remember you are not alone the next time you find yourself in a frightening recruiting situation.
This year, dust the cobwebs off your recruiting processes.?Let our experts at IQTalent Partners upgrade and enhance your recruiting tactics?if you dare!
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3 年I'm not sure which one is yours, but I see mine! ??
Chris, did you have the colorblind guy needing a toupee? I suspected that you saved your story for the last reveal. Since I like to give the benefit if the doubt and think of the most common answer, I'm guessing colorblindness for the purple toupee. I had someone sit in my office and tell me they wanted to join the US Navy because they had always dreamed of being a pirate. I kept my composure even when the enlisted recruiter sitting next to him made the strangest face in disbelief at the answer given. May you have a good Dia de la Muerte and reflect on the good memories, too!
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