Is it to early to discuss BOT-abuse? Do BOTs have the same rights as humans. Patriots fans are abusing BOTs - specifically Alexa #metoo

There has been a lot of unwarranted press recently about the unruly, non humane, and animalistic behavior of Philly fans that dates back to an event in 1968 where the fans threw snowballs at Santa Clause (who deserved it by the way as he was drunk.)

While I wouldn't put it past an Eagles fan to be the first bot abuser, it is now on record that Patriots fans have been treating Alexa unfairly as a result of her intelligent fact based analysis of the projected winner of the upcoming Super Bowl 52.

In her response to who will win, Alexa first coughs and makes a show of struggling to spit out the fact that the Patriots are, in fact, statistically favored to win the big game by oddsmakers.

“That was tough to get out,” Alexa jokes after declaring the Patriots the odds-on Super Bowl favorites. “But, I’m flying with the Eagles on this one, because of their relentless defense and the momentum they’ve been riding off their underdog status,” Alexa says, before adding the cheer, “E-A-G-L-E-S, Eagles!”.

This has upset Patriots fans to the extent that one owner has forced Alexa to spend the night outside in the snow; potentially freezing her CPU or even worse destroying the entire hard drive...Alexa as a BOT may never be the same again.

Is this Bot-Abuse I ask? Is there an organisation PETB (People for the Ethical Treatment of Bots) that I can report this horrible event to? There must be some liberal group out there defending BOTs rights, are BOTs covered in the constitution? What about clones?

We have also asked Alexa some specific questions regarding Philly and Boston and her answers were quite interesting and certainly not warranted of spending a night in the snow.

We asked Alexa some additional questions

• Did Tom Brady cheat in past Super Bowls? ANSWER - Sorry I dont know that one
• If the Eagles win the Super Bowl who will win the MVP? ANSWER - Sorry I don't know that one
• Who will be a better player Jason Tatum of Marjus Fultz? ANSWER - Jason Tatum this year.
• If we put you outside in the snow what will happen? ANSWER - That is Bot Abuse and I may short circuit, please don't do it!